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And ordered a Deliveroo for lunch! Am I light years behind everyone else, it's the first time I've used one of these bike food delivery services, what do you usy order?
I've always refused on principle, the drivers are a menace on the roads. But today I'm in a funk that only thai food and sex will solve...so I've got someone bringing me dumplings and someone else bringing me orgasms!
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"And ordered a Deliveroo for lunch! Am I light years behind everyone else, it's the first time I've used one of these bike food delivery services, what do you usy order?
I've always refused on principle, the drivers are a menace on the roads. But today I'm in a funk that only thai food and sex will solve...so I've got someone bringing me dumplings and someone else bringing me orgasms!
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You can get sex via Deliveroo???? I needs to move out of the stix then.... |
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"And ordered a Deliveroo for lunch! Am I light years behind everyone else, it's the first time I've used one of these bike food delivery services, what do you usy order?
I've always refused on principle, the drivers are a menace on the roads. But today I'm in a funk that only thai food and sex will solve...so I've got someone bringing me dumplings and someone else bringing me orgasms!
You can get sex via Deliveroo???? I needs to move out of the stix then...."
Lol unfortunately I didn't see that option so I had to put in a call for a personal favour! |
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"And ordered a Deliveroo for lunch! Am I light years behind everyone else, it's the first time I've used one of these bike food delivery services, what do you usy order?
I've always refused on principle, the drivers are a menace on the roads. But today I'm in a funk that only thai food and sex will solve...so I've got someone bringing me dumplings and someone else bringing me orgasms!
You can get sex via Deliveroo???? I needs to move out of the stix then....
Lol unfortunately I didn't see that option so I had to put in a call for a personal favour!"
More importantly....
What kind of dumplings?
Partial to a general Gyoza or a Siu Mai myself. |
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"*leaves* thought this thread was something completely different.. 
enjoy your orgasms and food.. "
Did you really think someone had lost their virginity on Fab and decided to announce it on the forum? That's almost as bad as The Warped Waltons showing up at CJ's! |
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"And ordered a Deliveroo for lunch! Am I light years behind everyone else, it's the first time I've used one of these bike food delivery services, what do you usy order?
I've always refused on principle, the drivers are a menace on the roads. But today I'm in a funk that only thai food and sex will solve...so I've got someone bringing me dumplings and someone else bringing me orgasms!
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I love dumplings and also love orgasms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And ordered a Deliveroo for lunch! Am I light years behind everyone else, it's the first time I've used one of these bike food delivery services, what do you usy order?
I've always refused on principle, the drivers are a menace on the roads. But today I'm in a funk that only thai food and sex will solve...so I've got someone bringing me dumplings and someone else bringing me orgasms!
You can get sex via Deliveroo???? I needs to move out of the stix then....
Lol unfortunately I didn't see that option so I had to put in a call for a personal favour!
More importantly....
What kind of dumplings?
Partial to a general Gyoza or a Siu Mai myself."
Pork and prawn this time! I do love Siu Mai, hard to get in Aberdeen for some reason  |
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"Don't order a taco bell, every time I get from them they mess up my order or something is missing, they must owe me about three or four meals now"
I'd rather have eaten the frost from my freezer than Taco Bell lol |
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"*leaves* thought this thread was something completely different..
enjoy your orgasms and food..
Did you really think someone had lost their virginity on Fab and decided to announce it on the forum? That's almost as bad as The Warped Waltons showing up at CJ's! "
Especially an old tart such as myself...I've not had that cherry in a long time |
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"*leaves* thought this thread was something completely different..
enjoy your orgasms and food..
Did you really think someone had lost their virginity on Fab and decided to announce it on the forum? That's almost as bad as The Warped Waltons showing up at CJ's!
Especially an old tart such as myself...I've not had that cherry in a long time "
I prefer tarts to dumplings. |
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"*leaves* thought this thread was something completely different..
enjoy your orgasms and food..
Did you really think someone had lost their virginity on Fab and decided to announce it on the forum? That's almost as bad as The Warped Waltons showing up at CJ's! "
 i did? so perfectly acceptable for others too   |
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