Little red riding hood comes skipping down the path from her house when she meets the postman at the gate. “ Hey, Little Red Riding Hood where are you off to today? “ He asks.
“ I’m going into the woods to see my Gran. “ She replies.
“ Oh! ‘ says the postman. ‘ watch out for the big bad wolf, because if he catches you, he’s going to squeeze your little titties. “
She smiles and skips away until she meets the milkman. “ Hey, Little Red Riding Hood where are you off to? “ He asks.
“ I’m going into the woods to see my Gran. “ she replies.
“ Oh! ‘ says the milkman. ‘ watch out for the big bad wolf, because if he catches you he’s going to squeeze your little titties. “
She smiles and skips away. At the edge of the woods she meets the hunter. “ Hey, Little Red Riding Hood where are you off to? “ He asks.
“ I’m going into the woods to see my Gran “ she replies.
The hunter hands her his gun and says. “ Well you’d better take this for protection, because if you meet The Big Bad Wolf he’s going to squeeze your little titties. “
She smiles and thanks the hunter for a loan of his gun and skips off into the woods. As she nears a big tree the big bad wolf jumps out, teeth drooling and he says “ Hi Little Red Riding Hood I’m going to squeeze your little titties. “
Quick as a flash, Little Red Riding Hood points the gun at him and sits herself down on a tree stump. Pulling her skirt up and spreading her legs she says. “ No your not. You’re going to eat me like the book says! “ |
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