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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Come home from the school run. Make coffee and some toast (with chocolate spread) .

Catching up on fab forums while munching my toast…..and I drop it.

How does it land? Chocolate side down on the carpet.

Typical!!!!

Shoulda had my weetabix!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The dog will eat it, if you have one! x

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"The dog will eat it, if you have one! x"

I don’t. Carpet has been cleaned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need a taller table to allow for full rotation

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By *ussymufferMan  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I could send you a lone off a four legged hoover

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I could send you a lone off a four legged hoover "

You could, but my cat would eat your dog!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"You need a taller table to allow for full rotation "

How did you know it’s only a low table? You spying on me?

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Bexley

Just for anyone who doesn't already know, dogs should avoid chocolate as it's toxic to them at certain levels depending on their size/weight. The risk is if they get a taste for it in small, safe doses, they might be drawn into consuming a dangerous or fatal dose if the opportunity arises without the owners knowledge - e.g. a bar dropped in a park.

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By *appy 2 lickMan  over a year ago

lanarkshire


"I could send you a lone off a four legged hoover

You could, but my cat would eat your dog!"

nice pussy

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I could send you a lone off a four legged hoover

You could, but my cat would eat your dog!nice pussy "

He is a very nice pussy. Ruthless though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need a taller table to allow for full rotation

How did you know it’s only a low table? You spying on me?"

No of course not but lovely curtains

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I could send you a lone off a four legged hoover

You could, but my cat would eat your dog!"

No if the dog had your Weetabix.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I dropped a piece of toast the other night and it landed butter side up I was stunned think that’s a first for me . I bought a euromillions lucky dip and got feck all guess I was only a tiny bit lucky .

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By *lbie6Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Chocolate not good for you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dark chocolate is good for you x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Chocolate not good for you anyway"

A little of most things is relatively harmless it’s when we over indulge problems arise . Excluding sex of course the more the merrier as long as the heart and body can manage .

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Chocolate not good for you anyway"

It’s cool Albie, I don’t walk about naked all the time. I can live with the belly and the arse!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I dropped a piece of toast the other night and it landed butter side up I was stunned think that’s a first for me . I bought a euromillions lucky dip and got feck all guess I was only a tiny bit lucky . "

You shoulda won, Steph….how lucky was that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chocolate not good for you anyway

It’s cool Albie, I don’t walk about naked all the time. I can live with the belly and the arse! "

If anyone comments on my arse I point out I don't care as I don't have to look at it!

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Chocolate not good for you anyway

It’s cool Albie, I don’t walk about naked all the time. I can live with the belly and the arse!

If anyone comments on my arse I point out I don't care as I don't have to look at it!"

Quite right

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Just for anyone who doesn't already know, dogs should avoid chocolate as it's toxic to them at certain levels depending on their size/weight. The risk is if they get a taste for it in small, safe doses, they might be drawn into consuming a dangerous or fatal dose if the opportunity arises without the owners knowledge - e.g. a bar dropped in a park.

"

Been there! My last dog got his chops on 6 McVities Chocolate Digestives, and he was literally as sick as a dog for 2 and a half days.

It was my girlfriend's fault, as she said "I'm sure I took some biscuits out!" Yea, you did, but the dog got them.

Althogh glad it happened the week before the carpets were replaced, and not after.

Mandy

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By *cottishMrsWoman  over a year ago

Wishaw


"Chocolate not good for you anyway"

A little bit of what you fancy never done anyone any harm!

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Chocolate not good for you anyway

A little bit of what you fancy never done anyone any harm!"

Try telling that to Jeffrey Dahmer!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth

Messy eaters like you shouldnt have carpets. Laminate is a better option until you become house trained

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mouth that size surprised you missed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Chocolate not good for you anyway

A little bit of what you fancy never done anyone any harm!

Try telling that to Jeffrey Dahmer!"

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Messy eaters like you shouldnt have carpets. Laminate is a better option until you become house trained "

maybe I should borrow one of your rubber dresses to catch my spills

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Mouth that size surprised you missed "

Who have you been talking to? This reeks of mr bearded blossom!!!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth


"Mouth that size surprised you missed

Who have you been talking to? This reeks of mr bearded blossom!!!"

Captain babybelle is in no position to comment.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS  over a year ago

Perth


"Messy eaters like you shouldnt have carpets. Laminate is a better option until you become house trained

maybe I should borrow one of your rubber dresses to catch my spills "

If i wont let you steal a lace one, theres no chance of me letting a latex one escape

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