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If you absolutely had to pick one..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All the food & drink you consume is calorie free but you are absolutely shite in bed. Like the worst ride ever and you can’t improve.
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All the food & drink you consume has Double the calories however when people have sex with you they find you to be the best ride on the planet.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!  "
You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment  |
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"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!
You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment "
Manners cost nothing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!
You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment
Manners cost nothing. "
I once had lunch with a girl that ate a toastie with cutlery. Clear sign of psychosis that was |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’d eat pizza, be a shite ride and vigorously masterbate…….wait that actually sounds like my life just now!
You’re the type to use and fork and knife to eat pizza, that’s why no-ones riding you at the moment
Manners cost nothing.
I once had lunch with a girl that ate a toastie with cutlery. Clear sign of psychosis that was "
Bet you’ve seen many a cheese toastie. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I once had lunch with a girl that ate a toastie with cutlery. Clear sign of psychosis that was
Bet you’ve seen many a cheese toastie. "
What was the flavour we decided on? Cheese & bacon?
You might be lucky and find me down at your giblets soon enough |
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