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over a year ago
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If you were arrested by the police and taken away with no explanation. What would your friends think you were most likely to have done???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Murdered the chef for burning my steak. I shouldn't be allowed a steak knife in a situation like this."
Hahaha this actually happened to me last week (an over cooked steak) I didn’t kill the chef but now thinking I should have, it’s a horrendous thing to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence "
There would be a LIST lol, would they also have a whip round for bail money  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence
There would be a LIST lol, would they also have a whip round for bail money "
Knowing those bastards it would be a whip round at the bar for themselves Id just be sitting waiting to get let out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My mates would have a sweep of all the things that I could possibly have been arrested for but most likely someone pushed my limit and it was assault in self defence
There would be a LIST lol, would they also have a whip round for bail money
Knowing those bastards it would be a whip round at the bar for themselves Id just be sitting waiting to get let out "
 I hear you |
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"Got to my wedding in the back of a police van so they'd probably just think I needed a lift "
Hahaha that’s a very unusual (something blue) for the wedding |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got to my wedding in the back of a police van so they'd probably just think I needed a lift
Hahaha that’s a very unusual (something blue) for the wedding "
Wedding car broke down on the M8 so flagged them down for a lift |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Got to my wedding in the back of a police van so they'd probably just think I needed a lift
Hahaha that’s a very unusual (something blue) for the wedding
Wedding car broke down on the M8 so flagged them down for a lift "
That a great story, well done to the boys in blue too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Accessory to my abductors
Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…
Then you'd get taken 2! "
I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Accessory to my abductors
Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…
Then you'd get taken 2!
I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! "
lol well done! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Accessory to my abductors
Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…
Then you'd get taken 2!
I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done! "
*takes a bow lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Accessory to my abductors
Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…
Then you'd get taken 2!
I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!
*takes a bow lol "
see when yer down there.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Accessory to my abductors
Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…
Then you'd get taken 2!
I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!
*takes a bow lol see when yer down there..... "
Polish ma shoes |
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"They would probably think I had abducted the poor copper and phone the station to make sure he was ok
Is that not a fantasy "
Maybees aye. Maybees naw. Of I'm on the cocktails it could very well be a reality |
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"They would probably think I had abducted the poor copper and phone the station to make sure he was ok
Is that not a fantasy
Maybees aye. Maybees naw. Of I'm on the cocktails it could very well be a reality "
An arresting thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Accessory to my abductors
Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…
Then you'd get taken 2!
I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!
*takes a bow lol see when yer down there.....
Polish ma shoes "
nawww .. i dropped a 5p...can ye have a wee look for it.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Accessory to my abductors
Lol If you get taken I’ll come for you… I have a particular set of skills…
Then you'd get taken 2!
I’d scream “Liam alone or I’ll put you over my knee-son” that’ll scare em off!!! lol well done!
*takes a bow lol see when yer down there.....
Polish ma shoes nawww .. i dropped a 5p...can ye have a wee look for it.. "
Do ye mean a shilling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dunno about arrested but the rumours in work when I broke my heel was caused by jumping out a ladies window cause her man appeared home early 1 night "
You didn't want him to join in then |
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