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WHAT MEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A PUSSY FOR A DAY
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot. |
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I would go on cam on fab therefore instantly becoming "awesome" and "gorgeous" just because I had a pussy. Then I would of course look down upon all the males who were trying to chat me up and belittle them using my new found pussy power. This would all happen before having to leave the room because another more attractive fem cam into the room taking all the attention away from me  |
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I'd put lipstick on while I'm driving, complain about the toilet seat being up, moan about how it's me that does all the housework and cry at Grays anatomy (ooops I do that one already) |
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over a year ago
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"id probably alter my profile to say
no single guys
no guys playin away
no cock pics
8 inch plus only
girlies welcome lol "
I'm sure I've read that before somewhere...  |
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