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"Have you been to China and trying to tell us something? "Funny you should say that... | |||
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"While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there. A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis" The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!" The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease." The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My doctor wants to cut off my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Australian docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!" "Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims. "Yes,"says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fawl off by itself." There's a message in there somewhere, don't ever do bareback!  | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet” "Also.. A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
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A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day " | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet” "Obviously a very wise person. And I've been listening to Confusus all these years instead! | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
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A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day " | |||
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"Confucius says a helluva lot of things!" I know the type! | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
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A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day "Confucius also say virginity is like a bubble… one prick and it’s gone | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
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A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day "Old Chinese proverb Rape impossible woman can run faster with skirt up than man can with trousers down | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
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A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
Old Chinese proverb
Rape impossible woman can run faster with skirt up than man can with trousers down" No words! | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
Also..
A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
Old Chinese proverb
Rape impossible woman can run faster with skirt up than man can with trousers down
No words!"That makes a pleasant change  | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
Also..
A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
Old Chinese proverb
Rape impossible woman can run faster with skirt up than man can with trousers down
No words!
That makes a pleasant change " ya beeky chugger! | |||
"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
Also..
A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
Old Chinese proverb
Rape impossible woman can run faster with skirt up than man can with trousers down
No words!
That makes a pleasant change
ya beeky chugger!"Ya shining wit! Love ya really xx | |||
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"Confucius he say “man who walk on hot coals, burn his feet”
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A man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day
"But man with two holes in pocket not necessarily feel two cocky | |||
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