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a wee joke to brighten your day and lets have some more

By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Mick says to paddy when u make love to yer wife close the curtains the whole street was laughin at yous yesterday Well says paddy the jokes on them cause i wasny even there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whats the difference between jam and marmalade???

you cant marmalade your fingers up your arse lol

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Bloke whispers to paddy at the races.Do u want the winner of the next race. No says paddy ive only got a small garden

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

and by the way they dont need to be irish joke nae offence meant

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic means you use a feather.

Kinky means you use the whole fuckin chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whats the difference between and egg and a screw?

You can beat an egg !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats green and walks through walls ?

Casper the friendly cooking apple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats big and hairy and hangs out yer pygamas?

Yer mum

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog :D

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan over a year ago

Glenrothes

3 guys missed last flight home and have no food and no money. Up pops fairy godmother who grants one wish each saying "i'll give you each a meal - but its gotta link to yer football team. Jimmy the scot opted for haggis. Why- well he was a hearts supporter and knew that a hearty haggis would be good. Eugene the englander opted for liver n onions. Why - he was the liverpool supporter and longed to savour the delights. Tarquin the londonder said nothing and went a whiter shade of white. Whatever's wrong pet? Dearthly silence followed. But eventually Tarquin said he was not hungry. Whyever not pet. He were an arsenal supporter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why were the bakers hands brown, because he was kneading a jobbie

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