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"In Glasgow they shit on statues "
Two Scousers died in a car crash, and went to heaven. They got to the Pearly Gates, but St Peter couldn't find their names on the list.
He asked them to wait at the Pearly Gates while he went to speak to God. God wasn't expecting them, so told St Peter to go back to the Pearly Gates and ask them their story.
A few minutes later, St Peter returned to God and told them they'd gone. God was perplexed. GONE? Where could they possibly go?
St Peter replied, I have no idea, but they've gone, the Pearly Gates have gone! |
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