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I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.
This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?
I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.
Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).
Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.
What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc? |
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over a year ago
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"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona 
Do you compare each other's? "
he's quite happy sending pics to me now,we've cemented a relationship  |
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"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona
Do you compare each other's? he's quite happy sending pics to me now,we've cemented a relationship
You've formed a conglomerate. "
very good  that's 2 1 to you on aggregate |
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"I get as hard as hard Jock McHard from Concrete City Arizona
Do you compare each other's? he's quite happy sending pics to me now,we've cemented a relationship
You've formed a conglomerate. very good that's 2 1 to you on aggregate "
I'm gritting my teeth at that! |
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"I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.
This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?
I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.
Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).
Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.
What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc? "
What about "it's so hard you could break a slab of toffee over it"?  |
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"I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.
This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?
I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.
Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).
Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.
What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc?
What about "it's so hard you could break a slab of toffee over it"? "
We'd have to know the strength of the slab of toffee. |
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"Great Post...Borders Couple.
Me, I'd get hard in a freezer!
I'd have to say 10, Diamond. My pictures would confirm it too
Namaste xXx"
In that case you should be able to use it to drill through a wall. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"I use the Spinal Tap amplifier scale and dial it up to 11 
Lol I believe that bit was based on the Heavy Metal band, Saxon. Remember them?
Yea hated the the Normans."
Nah that was the Anglo-Saxons that hated the Normans. The Saxons had split years before. |
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"I was chatting to a lovely ladyfriend the other day and during the, obviously very innocent, conversation she asked me how hard I was.
This got me thinking. How do we measure the hardness of an erection?
I recall studying geology a fair few years back and coming across 'Moh's Scale of Hardness' and thought that could apply. Basically this is a measure of the Hardness of rock on a scale from 1 to 10. 1 is the softest and Talc is used as an example. 10 is the hardest and Diamond is an example.
Now I wasn't ready to offer the lady a diamond but I could give her Topaz (8 on the scale).
Anyway, the point is, if you're ever asked how hard you are, answer with a specific mineral from the list: 1 Talc, 2 Gypsum, 3 Calcite, 4 Fluorite, 5 Apatite, 6 Orthoclase, 7 Quartz, 8 Topaz, 9 Corundum, 10 Diamond.
What other measurement scales could we use for other sexual aspects? For instance, for quality of blow job or how good the sex was etc?
What about "it's so hard you could break a slab of toffee over it"?
We'd have to know the strength of the slab of toffee. "
It's a SLAB! |
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