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"Of the person above, There's a box of French Fancies for the most imaginative. "IRN BRU sales man | |||
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"Own a fancy dress shop " Historical reenactment actor specialising in the prehistoric era. | |||
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"Librarian " Cushion fluffer  | |||
"Librarian Cushion fluffer "Male calendar model | |||
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Wedding singer/planner and stylist | |||
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"Karaoke host . Pre COVID . Good wee warbler " Underwear model | |||
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"Naked rambler "From 10th July pic a submariner. Up periscope | |||
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"Ex photographer " Door man (it's the folded arms that gives it away ) | |||
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"Ex photographer Door man (it's the folded arms that gives it away )"Well I do fold my arms a lot,busy doing nothing | |||
"Restraint tester "Chris Hoys Thigh double  | |||
"Restraint tester Chris Hoys Thigh double "Wagon pole twirler | |||
"Restraint tester Chris Hoys Thigh double
Wagon pole twirler "2 years apprenticeship, great guess | |||
"Restraint tester Chris Hoys Thigh double
Wagon pole twirler "Fats Domino's unknown songwriting partner | |||
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"Pineapple peeler or grape treader. Long shot being washing line repair specialist " Pacman's stunt double | |||
"Pineapple peeler or grape treader. Long shot being washing line repair specialist Pacman's stunt double" Wind sock tester | |||
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"Pineapple peeler or grape treader. Long shot being washing line repair specialist Pacman's stunt double Wind sock tester "Bubble inserter for spirit levels | |||
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"Pineapple peeler or grape treader. Long shot being washing line repair specialist Pacman's stunt double Wind sock tester
Bubble inserter for spirit levels "Pacman's stunt double's stunt double (pesky ghosts | |||
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"Leg model x" Tamer of large cats. | |||
"Leg model x Tamer of large cats. " | |||
"Leg model x Tamer of large cats. "Librarian | |||
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"Bed spring tester" That’s YOU | |||
"Bed spring tester That’s YOU "Wine taster, that just forgets to spit it out x | |||
"Bed spring tester That’s YOU
Wine taster, that just forgets to spit it out x"Lol. That’s a good one. You’re clearly an animated wig mannequin | |||
"Bed spring tester That’s YOU
Wine taster, that just forgets to spit it out x
Lol. That’s a good one.
You’re clearly an animated wig mannequin "Fish chef | |||
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"CJs buffet inspector "
That’s hilarious! | |||
"CJs buffet inspector
That’s hilarious! "Underwear model for love honey | |||
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"Jockey " Tea thief | |||
"Jockey Tea thief " Plumber. | |||
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"Leg model x Tamer of large cats. Librarian"Lol I'm anything but. I don't look like one at all!  | |||
"Leg model x Tamer of large cats. Librarian
Lol I'm anything but. I don't look like one at all! "Home enema salesperson | |||
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"Leg model x Tamer of large cats. Librarian
Lol I'm anything but. I don't look like one at all!
Home enema salesperson " | |||
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"Jockey Tea thief " Lololololol.... | |||
"Jockey Tea thief Lololololol...." Life guard (had to because of the red boxers) | |||
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"Bible salesman "Gangster | |||
"Bible salesman
Gangster"Chocolate tester | |||
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"Baby oil tester" Magi | |||
"Bed spring tester That’s YOU
Wine taster, that just forgets to spit it out x"Ladies don’t spit Jo and nor do I | |||
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"Palm reader " Ooooer close lol international Mr and Mrs Smith type spies | |||
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"sword swallower !!!!! "Budgie Smuggler | |||
"sword swallower !!!!!
Budgie Smuggler
"Nylon salesman!!  | |||
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"Posh trendy tavernas "Vagee police | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police "Cheryl Cole stunt double . | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police
Cheryl Cole stunt double . "Fecal impaction removal specialist | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police
Cheryl Cole stunt double . "LOVE THIS | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police
Cheryl Cole stunt double .
Fecal impaction removal specialist "Florist | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police
Cheryl Cole stunt double .
Fecal impaction removal specialist
Florist "Elastic tester | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police
Cheryl Cole stunt double .
Fecal impaction removal specialist
Florist
Elastic tester"Underwater Bricklayer | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police
Cheryl Cole stunt double .
Fecal impaction removal specialist
Florist
Elastic tester
Underwater Bricklayer"I.T | |||
"Posh trendy tavernas
Vagee police
Cheryl Cole stunt double .
Fecal impaction removal specialist
Florist
Elastic tester
Underwater Bricklayer
I.T"Magic Act specialising in sword swallowing | |||
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"Rolla Bolla performer " say what now?  | |||
"Rolla Bolla performer say what now? "had to check it out on you tube,o would be good it that, as a career it looks a bit up and down | |||
"Rolla Bolla performer say what now? had to check it out on you tube,o would be good it that, as a career it looks a bit up and down"Private detective | |||
" Private detective "Jedi | |||
" Private detective
Jedi"Tent erector | |||
" Private detective
JediTent erector "Careers advisor . | |||
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"I.T" Invisible sign writer | |||
"I.T Invisible sign writer" Mr smiley impressionist | |||
"I.T Invisible sign writer Mr smiley impressionist " Mount Rushmore model | |||
"I.T Invisible sign writer Mr smiley impressionist Mount Rushmore model " A face painters brush cleaner/handler | |||
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"Deep sea diver" Shady lawyer | |||
"Deep sea diver Shady lawyer " Never met a lawyer who wasn't shady lol | |||
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"Snake milker" that a euphemism for wanker? ok ill give you that | |||
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"Naughty Secretary… "Services stallions. Medically. | |||
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"Post man" Lingerie model | |||
"Ribbon dancer" Lmao if say ur a teacher | |||
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"Sofa designer" Hotel Inspector | |||
" Hotel Inspector" Private investigator | |||
" Hotel Inspector Private investigator " Starbar Taste Tester | |||
" Hotel Inspector Private investigator Starbar Taste Tester" Office worker | |||
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"Santa claus " Oh come on my beard isnt that white yet | |||
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"Baseball player " Faceless Man | |||
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"Rock god "Dear Deirdre or is it Just Joan | |||
"Rock god
Dear Deirdre or is it Just Joan"Bagel butterer | |||
"Rock god
Dear Deirdre or is it Just Joan"Traffic cop... You'd have no problems stopping traffic | |||
"Rock god
Dear Deirdre or is it Just Joan
Bagel butterer "That’s just a hobby | |||
"Rock god
Dear Deirdre or is it Just Joan
Bagel butterer
That’s just a hobby "
vintage model (Dita Vin Tease) | |||
"Rock god
Dear Deirdre or is it Just Joan
Bagel butterer
That’s just a hobby "
vintage model (Dita Vin Tease)
Sakes bloomin phone VON | |||
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"Beard model "Ok I'll accept that. | |||
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"Dragon tamer! "I take that as well.lol Airstrip model | |||
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"Intelligent underwear model "Smooth Operator | |||
"Intelligent underwear model
Smooth Operator "Professional Flirt | |||
"Intelligent underwear model
Smooth Operator Professional Flirt "Sharp (half)Dressed Man | |||
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"ZZ Top Groupie "You should see my beard
Personal trainer | |||
"ZZ Top Groupie
You should see my beard
Personal trainer "love too.Personal trainer ill take that!!You picked the right name for this | |||
"Recycles dildos and but plugs into home ornaments ??????" Roadie for Madness | |||
"ZZ Top Groupie
You should see my beard
Personal trainer love too.Personal trainer ill take that!!You picked the right name for this "Lord knows I need one lol unless you're a Turkish barber and referring to the ZZ beard | |||
"Recycles dildos and but plugs into home ornaments ??????Roadie for Madness" Ohhhh see what you mean canny see his baggy trousers though | |||
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"ZZ Top Groupie
You should see my beard
Personal trainer love too.Personal trainer ill take that!!You picked the right name for this
Lord knows I need one lol unless you're a Turkish barber and referring to the ZZ beard "ill help you with either | |||
"Recycles dildos and but plugs into home ornaments ??????Roadie for Madness Ohhhh see what you mean canny see his baggy trousers though "you've gone too far with that,one step beyond in fact taxi!! | |||
"Recycles dildos and but plugs into home ornaments ??????Roadie for Madness Ohhhh see what you mean canny see his baggy trousers though you've gone too far with that,one step beyond in fact taxi!!"Brilliant lol. No taxi but I was Driving In My Car to the House of Fun where I went on the Ghost Train with Micheal Caine… I thought It Must be Love but it wasn’t .. it was just the Return of the Los Palmos Seven… nearly gave me a Cardiac Arrest though | |||
"Recycles dildos and but plugs into home ornaments ??????Roadie for Madness Ohhhh see what you mean canny see his baggy trousers though you've gone too far with that,one step beyond in fact taxi!!
Brilliant lol. No taxi but I was Driving In My Car to the House of Fun where I went on the Ghost Train with Micheal Caine… I thought It Must be Love but it wasn’t .. it was just the Return of the Los Palmos Seven… nearly gave me a Cardiac Arrest though "well that's pretty impressive,took you 3 hours but worth it very sharp | |||
"Recycles dildos and but plugs into home ornaments ??????Roadie for Madness Ohhhh see what you mean canny see his baggy trousers though you've gone too far with that,one step beyond in fact taxi!!
Brilliant lol. No taxi but I was Driving In My Car to the House of Fun where I went on the Ghost Train with Micheal Caine… I thought It Must be Love but it wasn’t .. it was just the Return of the Los Palmos Seven… nearly gave me a Cardiac Arrest though well that's pretty impressive,took you 3 hours but worth it very sharp "I was busy stroking the Wings of a Dove | |||
"Recycles dildos and but plugs into home ornaments ??????Roadie for Madness Ohhhh see what you mean canny see his baggy trousers though you've gone too far with that,one step beyond in fact taxi!!
Brilliant lol. No taxi but I was Driving In My Car to the House of Fun where I went on the Ghost Train with Micheal Caine… I thought It Must be Love but it wasn’t .. it was just the Return of the Los Palmos Seven… nearly gave me a Cardiac Arrest though well that's pretty impressive,took you 3 hours but worth it very sharp
I was busy stroking the Wings of a Dove "Is that a euphemism | |||
