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By *cots70 OP Couple
over a year ago
west lothian |
Many moons ago in the land of sheep shaggers n old ppl there was a lad( i use the word loosely as he was anything but..lol) and for the sake of this story lets call him STU(pml)
He used to have a job(seemingly a bad word for him to use lately)in a wee attic above a funeral parlour in lets say for the sake of the story BRECHIN..
He would sit @his desk half naked most of the time ..but he wud sit and get on with his work when one day he came across a site for adults and thot hmm sumthing for me to go2 between pensioners errrm mean clients he thot..
So as the days turned into weeks he gradually got to know ppl even met a few on "lunch breaks" and such.
When one day he came across his match ...a fair damsel inadress who was quick witted and evil @the same time ...lol
Who had a hubby who as just as bad as herself for the sake of this story we will call them MR and a MRS70...
Well mrs 70 soon grew to like this said person STU and thot hmmm someone she can use as a play thang!!!....
So sure enuff mrs 70 got to join the bandwagon of playfull ppl and made stu feel@ease only bcoz she wasnt rippin him a new arse @the time ...
But this day she was being more evil than normal( yes hard to believe this angel like woman cud have such a bad streak in her body....
So she decided to wager a bet with said STU ..after him havin his intake of lavander smellin pish stained clients her and a few others in the chatroom thot they wud toy with stu...
At one point stu forgot he had left his cam on and the room cud see a bun in shot ...now we werent sure if the said bun was bobbing up and down or the woman just had a wobbly head ..but we took stud word that she was doing her winston impression Oh yesssssss....
Anyways after the bun left we decided that stu wud lose this bet ..to which he did gracefully ..untill he heard what his forfite was........ooh he had to drop his drawers and give us a wee dance ...
WELLOILBEEFHOOKED !!!!! ....did he not go and do it and warra swinger he was..lol nearly took out his desk lamp aswell as his collection of WTF recordings he had on that day ...and just in the nick of time as he was NEARLY caught when he just finished zippin back up someone came thru his door ...
Fugy never looked so breathless as ever seen be4...but he was in bits as stu had finished his show and fugy was gutted as this is when he first had feelings of bi-ness ...lol
All the characters have had their names changed to save face ...lol and possibly the endin was made up ...i said POSSIBLY as we never found out if the word TEA is a code btw stu and fugy for sumat else ;o) ..lol
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over a year ago
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"aye a know a was a tad tame there gary .....gimmie time to get outa my motherhood disguise n i will rip into my normal self asap ..lol"
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