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What’s the best fort message you’ve received
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"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort 
What about Glasgow Fort?Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me
You didn’t do it in there!!!!  "
do what!! Your mind is terrible |
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"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort
What about Glasgow Fort?Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me
You didn’t do it in there!!!! do what!! Your mind is terrible "
My mind lives in the gutter   |
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"Been asked to meet at Edinburgh Castle but never a fort
What about Glasgow Fort?Am no that classy the quadrant (under the car park) is classy enough for me
You didn’t do it in there!!!! do what!! Your mind is terrible
My mind lives in the gutter "
so it's elevated a bit lol |
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I got a very vicious one once but can't say the word on here but there was another which made me laugh. It was and I quote " Can I charm my way into your knickers?" I just said no thanks lol x |
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"I got a very vicious one once but can't say the word on here but there was another which made me laugh. It was and I quote " Can I charm my way into your knickers?" I just said no thanks lol x"
pmsl it just envisaged some dude with a snake charmers get up whistling a penny flute in your direction |
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"I got a very vicious one once but can't say the word on here but there was another which made me laugh. It was and I quote " Can I charm my way into your knickers?" I just said no thanks lol xpmsl it just envisaged some dude with a snake charmers get up whistling a penny flute in your direction "
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I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner "
I’m just waiting on pudding! |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner
I’m just waiting on pudding! "
Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?  |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner
I’m just waiting on pudding!
Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer? "
Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping? |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner
I’m just waiting on pudding!
Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?
Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?"
Nope but someone else with a K in his name and it was skooshy cream and strawberries lol |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner
I’m just waiting on pudding!
Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?
Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?
Nope but someone else with a K in his name and it was skooshy cream and strawberries lol"
Three courses |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner
I’m just waiting on pudding!
Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?
Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?
Nope but someone else with a K in his name and it was skooshy cream and strawberries lol
Three courses "
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "
And folk wonder why they can't get a meet. |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "
Where were you putting the chips ? Was there to be a pickle involved ? Ginger ? |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner
I’m just waiting on pudding!
Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?
Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?"
only offer that service to folk with a like mind...... So we sloshing in the creamed rice again boss? |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole.
Yikes! That's a starter and almost dinner
I’m just waiting on pudding!
Would it surprise you if I said I had been given that offer?
Was it from Kola Cubes cos he has a vast stock of custard and dream topping?only offer that service to folk with a like mind...... So we sloshing in the creamed rice again boss? "
Aye, that was pure ambrosia |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "
Haha I got the same message lol |
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"I have just received a message which tells me to take my punishment and then goes on to ask if I’ve ever been fisted before!
My legs are shut tight and my eyes are watering!
Apart from that, I’ve been asked to watch someone fuck a melon. And someone wanted to eat a smoked sausage out my arsehole. "
WTF !!! |
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