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over a year ago
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"Breeks, you appear to have none 
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while 
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka. "
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol  |
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"Breeks, you appear to have none
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka.
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol "
Il buy you a cocktail  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Breeks, you appear to have none
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka.
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol Il buy you a cocktail "
5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite |
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"Breeks, you appear to have none
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka.
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol Il buy you a cocktail 5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite "
A £5 voucher off your next tattoo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Breeks, you appear to have none
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka.
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol Il buy you a cocktail 5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite A £5 voucher off your next tattoo "
I’m booked in for May 12 so I’ll wait by the post box ? Lol |
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"Breeks, you appear to have none
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka.
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol Il buy you a cocktail 5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite A £5 voucher off your next tattoo I’m booked in for May 12 so I’ll wait by the post box ? Lol "
perfect  |
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"Breeks, you appear to have none
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka.
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol Il buy you a cocktail 5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite A £5 voucher off your next tattoo I’m booked in for May 12 so I’ll wait by the post box ? Lol perfect "
I will renew you Fab membership
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Breeks, you appear to have none
I’ll buy you a gin x
I’ll buy one back... we could be here a while
I’ll give you my gin, and buy myself a vodka.
RESULT, I’ll make yours a double then lol Il buy you a cocktail 5 pound voucher off your next stick of dynamite A £5 voucher off your next tattoo I’m booked in for May 12 so I’ll wait by the post box ? Lol perfect "
I'd buy you a lipstick x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An ice bucket for the Chardonnay... summers coming
Positive pants. I got a pair yesterday. Yours are in the post! "
Is that like BIG pants cos I may need to warn the postie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka....for me
Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed!
Too late but I’ve a double gin for you
Ohhh and cake... lots of cake
New tits so you can keep a pair in the car. "
Can they be wee ones |
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"Vodka....for me
Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed!
Too late but I’ve a double gin for you
Ohhh and cake... lots of cake
New tits so you can keep a pair in the car.
Can they be wee ones "
Nae requests!! You were supposed to buy me summin! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vodka....for me
Some mixers....or you'll be peeashed!
Too late but I’ve a double gin for you
Ohhh and cake... lots of cake
New tits so you can keep a pair in the car.
Can they be wee ones
Nae requests!! You were supposed to buy me summin!"
I did!! I bought you a bell (not an “end” type) for shutting time in the bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!"
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth |
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth "
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
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I'll accept £10 for 40%. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
"
And comeback of the day goes to lol  |
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
And comeback of the day goes to lol "
Gin’s all round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
"
A fiver to give him back as I won't |
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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
A fiver to give him back as I won't "
Look who's getting a gin |
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
A fiver to give him back as I won't
Look who's getting a gin"
Well, as I know you crazy folks, I would bring you both a drink at CJs... which is what I usually do, to be fair lol. Try and ply everyone with shots lmao!!xx |
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
A fiver to give him back as I won't
Look who's getting a gin
Well, as I know you crazy folks, I would bring you both a drink at CJs... which is what I usually do, to be fair lol. Try and ply everyone with shots lmao!!xx"
Shots are the devil's work  |
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"5er towards our pizza after the 3rd round
I don’t play golf
I’ll put a fiver to yer balls though!
Be less tired playing golf lol.
Long as its in your mouth
A fiver to the guy who has to tag team you to stop you fae getting tired
A fiver to give him back as I won't
Look who's getting a gin
Well, as I know you crazy folks, I would bring you both a drink at CJs... which is what I usually do, to be fair lol. Try and ply everyone with shots lmao!!xx
Shots are the devil's work "
If you've ever been at CJs when I'm there, you've most likely avoided me and my shots lol. I bring two bottles with me and use them as a conversation starter lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£5 towards snorkle gear
Extra long stockings 
A DIY maternity test so you can check that Nicola Roberts isn't actually yours. "
she owes dig money if she is
A proper Willy warmer Ya dinna need use a sock |
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"£5 towards snorkle gear
Extra long stockings
A DIY maternity test so you can check that Nicola Roberts isn't actually yours.
she owes dig money if she is
A proper Willy warmer Ya dinna need use a sock "
The £5 bribe I offered you to attract my 30th profile view of the day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"£5 towards snorkle gear
Extra long stockings
A DIY maternity test so you can check that Nicola Roberts isn't actually yours.
she owes dig money if she is
A proper Willy warmer Ya dinna need use a sock
The £5 bribe I offered you to attract my 30th profile view of the day "
Sorry by my calculations I’d looked 31 times |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x"
Would need to use my £5 to buy a coffee and discuss whether you mean the film Belle de Jour or the Secret Diaries of a Call Girl by Bell de Jour! We can be cultured during lockup. |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x
Would need to use my £5 to buy a coffee and discuss whether you mean the film Belle de Jour or the Secret Diaries of a Call Girl by Bell de Jour! We can be cultured during lockup. "
Without doubt the 1960s film with Catherine Deneuve |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With my 5er Id buy the lady a nice cuppa and cake x
Awww ya sweetie
a bottle of wine, and maybe a packet of fruit pastilles xx "
Whoo hoooo RESULT!!!! A suspended belt for the stockings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “
A vest… it’s getting chilly actually need one lol . Next day delivery purleese "
That would be another fiver lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beginners guide “how to spend a fiver better “
A vest… it’s getting chilly actually need one lol . Next day delivery purleese
That would be another fiver lol "
i refer to my original quote in this thread !  |
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