"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"
I never use them, if I'm going out I always have a metal straw for drinks lol
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"
On this occasion I will not take the bait and state the obvious quip.  |
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
On this occasion I will not take the bait and state the obvious quip. "
Not like you  |
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We have metal straws in the house, but that's not very handy if you're out and about, or for your wee one at school! The worst thing about this is that not all of these paper straws are even recyclable, anyway xx |
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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago
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"We have metal straws in the house, but that's not very handy if you're out and about, or for your wee one at school! The worst thing about this is that not all of these paper straws are even recyclable, anyway xx"
If you squeeze the carton it spurts out and makes a big mess
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"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference! "
It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue! |
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"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!
It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue! "
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"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!
It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!
Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey "
I’m not sucking their straws too!!! |
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"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!
It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!
Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey
I’m not sucking their straws too!!! "
Surely you meant “no comment” lol |
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"You need to warm the straw up properly first. Gently stroke it and manipulate it with your hand. Lick the entire length teasingly. Try that first and see if it makes a difference!
It’ll just disintegrate on my tongue!
Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey
I’m not sucking their straws too!!!
Surely you meant “no comment” lol "
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"
Surely you're an expert on this...
There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname
K |
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
Surely you're an expert on this...
There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname
K"
I’m a wee bit out of practice  |
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
Surely you're an expert on this...
There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname
K"
Exactly! One so reserved could easily fit the whole carton in her gob unnoticed. This is likely the last straw. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
Surely you're an expert on this...
There's a reason John have you that cheeky wee nickname
K
I’m a wee bit out of practice "
See. You filthy lot didn’t need my assistance to get to the obvious. |
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?"
This one time in the tardis.....
No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait
John |
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
This one time in the tardis.....
No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait
John "
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
This one time in the tardis.....
No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait
John
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Concur. It’s not sucking harder, it’s sucking longer.  |
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
This one time in the tardis.....
No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait
John
Concur. It’s not sucking harder, it’s sucking longer. "
But I feel my mouth getting drier the longer I sook |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Drinking a carton of ribena, it has a paper straw attached. Does anyone else think they have to put more effort in when drinking through a paper straw?
This one time in the tardis.....
No I don't think you need to suck harder, good things come to those who wait
John
Concur. It’s not sucking harder, it’s sucking longer.
But I feel my mouth getting drier the longer I sook "
You know fine will you will be handsomely rewarded with lubrication. Or you can pause and take a sip of ribena.  |
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