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And the girthiest penis in Scotland award goes too.....
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"I'm just here... with my popcorn... 
What flavour ? 
Does it matter? I assumed there’d be a penis at the bottom."
That's a good point!! Though, a guy doesn't usually have to disguise his penis as popcorn for me to be willing to wrap my hands around it lmao!xx |
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"Since you asked about spelling, do I win pedantic points for spotting that the 'too' in the thread title should really be 'to'... ?"
Haha you are correct... However I missed extra oooooooooo..... Almost like the oscars  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well after seeing this mythical Harold's profile I've just got to be grateful I've never been next him in the toilets. You could play rounders with that thing.
I'll just stay happy being somewhere in between a toilet roll inner and a beer can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would any guy really want a cock as big as Harold's?
I think it could cause some problems as well. I've always been happy with my size as have my partners. Maybe it would be different if that wasn't the case. |
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"Would any guy really want a cock as big as Harold's?
I think it could cause some problems as well. I've always been happy with my size as have my partners. Maybe it would be different if that wasn't the case."
Fair point, Doc. We should really stop objectifying Big Har. I imagine he's probably very self-conscious about his manhood, and likely goes against the grain by taking his pictures from unflattering angles. Poor bugger. I really feel for him. |
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By *ottieBBWWoman
over a year ago
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Just had to have a peek didn't I!!!
We had a peek once.... Then got disappointed as he does not meet ladies with curves! .... "
Well guess he can afford to be selective, but if you ask me (and I'm biased) he missing out!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy? |
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"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?"
My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat   |
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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago
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"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?
My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat "
Same |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?
My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat
Same "
So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is....... |
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"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?
My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat
Same "
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"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?
My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat
Same
So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is....... "
Yup, your assumption is correct... the only way is to compare it to someone who couldn't get it down mine or Genie's throat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?
My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat
Same
So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is.......
Yup, your assumption is correct... the only way is to compare it to someone who couldn't get it down mine or Genie's throat "
Spoil sports! That's no fun |
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A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.
Is girth the be all and end all for you? Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat? Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?
In my experience, the best sex I've had has been when my mind has been particularly well stimulated. I've had sex with people of all shapes and sizes, and there's rarely been any correlation between how enjoyable it's been and the lucky person's physical attributes. Obviously there must be that initial attraction, but would their genitalia's dimensions actually be deal breaker for you? |
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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago
a bottle |
"Surely it's all about finding the right size rod for the right sized hole is the key. Sorry if that analogy is a bit rough.
But what sizes do we all thing is girthy?
My general rule is if it doesn't fit down my throat
Same
So the only way I can find out if I'm girthy is.......
Yup, your assumption is correct... the only way is to compare it to someone who couldn't get it down mine or Genie's throat "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.
Is girth the be all and end all for you? Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat? Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?
In my experience, the best sex I've had has been when my mind has been particularly well stimulated. I've had sex with people of all shapes and sizes, and there's rarely been any correlation between how enjoyable it's been and the lucky person's physical attributes. Obviously there must be that initial attraction, but would their genitalia's dimensions actually be deal breaker for you? "
No |
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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago
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"A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.
Is girth the be all and end all for you? Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat? Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?
In my experience, the best sex I've had has been when my mind has been particularly well stimulated. I've had sex with people of all shapes and sizes, and there's rarely been any correlation between how enjoyable it's been and the lucky person's physical attributes. Obviously there must be that initial attraction, but would their genitalia's dimensions actually be deal breaker for you? "
It’s normal to have questions .
Is girth the be all and end all for you?
Nope . I have had a variety of girths and lengths.
And I would never write anyone off based on girth and doubt I ever will .
Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat?
Also nope. Naturally there has to be an attraction apart from the physical. Just because someone has a girthy one doesn’t mean free entry either. There has to be a connection too. But sometimes it happens you get chatting and really enjoy the conversations with someone who is less girthy or not at all . For me confidence is definitely a big turn on.
Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?
You probably have some boxes that you tick as well as who is your ‘ideal’ person, but would it stop you from meeting anyone that doesn’t tick all the boxes? Doubt it . I’ve had amazing experiences with most of the people I have enjoyed some quality time with . Some didn’t have a cock at all.
But that’s just me. |
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"A question to all the girth lovers. Though this is gonna sound like I'm in the wee boabie brigade and seeking reassurance, I'm willing to take that chance.
Is girth the be all and end all for you? Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat? Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?
In my experience, the best sex I've had has been when my mind has been particularly well stimulated. I've had sex with people of all shapes and sizes, and there's rarely been any correlation between how enjoyable it's been and the lucky person's physical attributes. Obviously there must be that initial attraction, but would their genitalia's dimensions actually be deal breaker for you?
It’s normal to have questions .
Is girth the be all and end all for you?
Nope . I have had a variety of girths and lengths.
And I would never write anyone off based on girth and doubt I ever will .
Is it purely down to physics and biology with neurobiology taking a back seat?
Also nope. Naturally there has to be an attraction apart from the physical. Just because someone has a girthy one doesn’t mean free entry either. There has to be a connection too. But sometimes it happens you get chatting and really enjoy the conversations with someone who is less girthy or not at all . For me confidence is definitely a big turn on.
Have you had experience of someone not to your physical ideals making your toes curl?
You probably have some boxes that you tick as well as who is your ‘ideal’ person, but would it stop you from meeting anyone that doesn’t tick all the boxes? Doubt it . I’ve had amazing experiences with most of the people I have enjoyed some quality time with . Some didn’t have a cock at all.
But that’s just me."
I was looking for a simple yes or no. Show off! |
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Thank you for entertaining the girthy penis hunt! Enjoyed reading the thread. Totally agree thick penis or not attraction is a must... We find mental attraction a huge turn on... Something that a 2 dimensional site like fab struggles to convey.
We just know that girth and not so up length is an important attribute. Scotsmans male apature is very girthy and fits perfectly shall we say! We just are greedy. |
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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago
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"Thank you for entertaining the girthy penis hunt! Enjoyed reading the thread. Totally agree thick penis or not attraction is a must... We find mental attraction a huge turn on... Something that a 2 dimensional site like fab struggles to convey.
We just know that girth and not so up length is an important attribute. Scotsmans male apature is very girthy and fits perfectly shall we say! We just are greedy. "
Greedy not at all, at the end off the day wee are all here for good old fun and a laugh |
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Maybe some forceps required?
