I saw a post on one of the forums a little while back about pineapples. Allegedly having a pineapple on display in your shopping trolley in a supermarket is a declaration that you're a swinger.
Initially I thought what a great idea but it has become very expensive. I often pop into the shop for one or two things but now feel obliged to buy a pineapple every time too. Worse still, I ended up with a black eye and a very sore groin after making sexual suggestions to an elderly lady who must, in hindsight, really have been shopping for a pineapple!
What would be better to use than a pineapple? |
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Ohhh! For a moment I thought you were talking about pineapples for an entirely different reason! 
I’ve not heard about pineapple in the trolley indicating it’s soon to be owner is a swinger. But I like pineapple and buy it frequently to eat.
The item in the trolley should be something that isn’t purchased so often, meaning that you aren’t accusing every clean living pineapple eater of being a sex fiend! 
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"Ohhh! For a moment I thought you were talking about pineapples for an entirely different reason!
I’ve not heard about pineapple in the trolley indicating it’s soon to be owner is a swinger. But I like pineapple and buy it frequently to eat.
The item in the trolley should be something that isn’t purchased so often, meaning that you aren’t accusing every clean living pineapple eater of being a sex fiend!
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Now that you have expressed a love of pineapple I'm beginning to see a very strong correlation with being a sex friend. I like pineapple too  |
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Learnt an interesting fact about pineapples.
To stop them being eaten they produce a flesh eating enzyme to ward of predators. But humans are super predators, we're tough....
But.....
Every time you each a piece it is effectively eating the flesh inside your mouth!!!! 
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"Learnt an interesting fact about pineapples.
To stop them being eaten they produce a flesh eating enzyme to ward of predators. But humans are super predators, we're tough....
But.....
Every time you each a piece it is effectively eating the flesh inside your mouth!!!!
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They do burn you mouth when you eat too much! |
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"Learnt an interesting fact about pineapples.
To stop them being eaten they produce a flesh eating enzyme to ward of predators. But humans are super predators, we're tough....
But.....
Every time you each a piece it is effectively eating the flesh inside your mouth!!!!
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A bit like salt and vinegar crisps then! |
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over a year ago
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"A badge saying , smile if your a swinger.
Bet loads will be looking at you and smiling.
Is that what you use? "
Nope, I don't feel the need to advertise I'm a swinger.
I do like pineapple mind you. |
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"A badge saying , smile if your a swinger.
Bet loads will be looking at you and smiling.
Is that what you use?
Nope, I don't feel the need to advertise I'm a swinger.
I do like pineapple mind you. "
Fair enough. Will assume you're not a swinger then unless you suggest anything different. |
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I love pineapple and usually like to buy them already sliced up in the tubs in the fruit and salad aisle. No one's ever batted an eyelid or maybe there's just no swingers in at the time I go shopping x |
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Fresh pineapple, although tasty is always a mess when you're cutting it up.
Last time I had pineapple was to tenderise a steak.
But back onto the subject at hand, wasn't there a suggestion that a certain type of ring worn on a certain finger?
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"I love pineapple and usually like to buy them already sliced up in the tubs in the fruit and salad aisle. No one's ever batted an eyelid or maybe there's just no swingers in at the time I go shopping x"
Maybe there's a specific supermarket where most swingers go but we haven't been told about. |
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"I love pineapple and usually like to buy them already sliced up in the tubs in the fruit and salad aisle. No one's ever batted an eyelid or maybe there's just no swingers in at the time I go shopping x
Maybe there's a specific supermarket where most swingers go but we haven't been told about. "
If they go to Aldi then they're shy lol x |
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Could hang a shower gel from the front of the trolley. Obvious but not unrealistic because most cheaper shower gels have that hook for the shower pool . And it would just look like it's caught on there |
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"I heard one e tying a shopping bag in a bow in front of your trolley suggested you were a swinger. "
Yeah this is the one I remember hearing, tried it in Morrissons a few times |
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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago
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"Ohhh! For a moment I thought you were talking about pineapples for an entirely different reason!
I’ve not heard about pineapple in the trolley indicating it’s soon to be owner is a swinger. But I like pineapple and buy it frequently to eat.
The item in the trolley should be something that isn’t purchased so often, meaning that you aren’t accusing every clean living pineapple eater of being a sex fiend!
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I once saw a pineapple used as a impact toy, it was incredible |
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