A simile is a figure of speech that compares two things.
The other evening I stated that 'feta cheese is like solidified sperm' which somewhat disgusted the polite company I was with at the time.
What inappropriate similes have you used that haven't been fully appreciated? |
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Heard someone doing the loudest pee in history from outside the bathroom. Apparently I'm the gross one for asking him if he was frying chicken in there lol x |
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In work someone was reading a magazine that had a story about a woman with 17 children.
Que my colleagues comment "Christ it must look like a grenade went off in a deli down there" |
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"In work someone was reading a magazine that had a story about a woman with 17 children.
Que my colleagues comment "Christ it must look like a grenade went off in a deli down there" "
Now that is very descriptive lol |
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