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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fugy, Son of Fugy, had opened his market stall early in the morning. He was trying to sell a pair of spectacles to a blind old shepherd dog. As always, Fugy was dressed in his red velvet pantaloons, yellow gingham shirt and green waistcoat. His pointy red hat was keeping his head warm.
A sailor walked upto his stall. He had long flowing hair. Fugy had always been attracted to long, thick hair. Perhaps this was why he was so attracted to hairy dogs? He had never really had any hair of his own. Fugy was born with a rare disease, so strange that it was unnamed by modern science.
After he closed down his stall for the day, where he noticed many more heads of fine hair, Fugy went home, via the animal sanctuary. He rummaged through his back issues of gnome shagger weekly until he found his phonebook. He scanned the pages, but there were no numbers for any kind of hair re-growth services.
Fugy felt like he was going to cry, but he cuddled up to his favourite garden pond fishisng handbook and held back the tears. He knew that he had been through rougher times in the Fab chatroom, and tighter, and scarier situations at the harbour before. He did not even know why he was looking for hair re-growth services; he knew that his rare disease prevented him from having any hair. Not only was his head hairless, but the rest of his body was just as bald. Well, apart from the big black curly hairs that grew from deep inside his ears. Fugy joked that he was growing these hairs to make room for his brain cell. Everyone laughed when they saw him and there were many nights he could not sleep because his body was so cold, yearning for an old english sheep dog to keep it warm
It was the weekend and Fugy traveled to the strange part of town. He had never been far from the petting zoo before. He knew some people through Fab who bought some very interesting stuff at the shops in the area. The first shop he went into had masks, leather trousers and torture instruments. These intrigued him very much. After some time had passed, and Fugy had let Toon, the shop owner, try out lots of the toys on him he left the shop with more than just hair tonic, he also had steroids, various enlargement drugs, and an assortment of lubes, tubes, pumps and potions.
He returned to his place, excited at being able use his new found wonder drugs etc, and to try out the toys on Rover, next door's Rhodesian Ridgeback.
As soon as he got home he opened all of his potions and lotions, and used them all at once. Except for the lubes and gravy flavoured condoms, these he was saving for Rover.
Fugy smiled as he thought of all the wonderful things that these new drugs would do to him, and all the good times he would have with Rover later on......
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