"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies?
Have you ever had a hole in one?  "
He probably does if he warms his balls up first then holds his shaft correctly.  |
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"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies? "
I would be, but I tend to find myself in the bushes more often than not so I can’t complain  |
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I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.
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"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies?
Have you ever had a hole in one?
He probably does if he warms his balls up first then holds his shaft correctly. "
I got quite lightheaded reading that   |
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"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.
That should just about cover golf double-entendres. "
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"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.
That should just about cover golf double-entendres.
And fainted at that "
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"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.
That should just about cover golf double-entendres. "
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"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.
That should just about cover golf double-entendres. "
This is simply immaculate! Outstanding effort, sir |
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