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Earlier today I saw an Ice Cream Van with the name 'Mr Whippy' emblazoned across it. I suspect that the ice cream selling is a cover for selling fetish items. A little later I saw another Ice Cream Van with the name 'Mr Softee' emblazoned across it. I reckon we'll be giving our business to 'Mr Whippy'.
Anyway, to get to the point, what business names have you come across that, perhaps, quite innocently suggest something sexual, rude or just funny.
To start with, a few years ago there was a café (I think that's what it was) in Berwick called 'The Clumsy Seagull'! Look up the meaning if you don't know lol |
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"Chinese restaurant not too far from me called Shatin.
Never bought from it funnily enough!"
That definitely is an off-putting name. Perhaps if you're suffering from severe constipation it might be worth a visit! |
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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Knew a guy who run a Window Blind Company and the back of his van simply said "You're Driving Behind A Blind Man"
Someone actually officially complained via Blind Society to trading standards that it was offensive and he was told to change it |
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"Knew a guy who run a Window Blind Company and the back of his van simply said "You're Driving Behind A Blind Man"
Someone actually officially complained via Blind Society to trading standards that it was offensive and he was told to change it "
How ridiculous. It's not as if they'd see it! |
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"There's a company in my town called "The spit roast company"
I'm also told that the town of Muff has some clever company names. Muff liquor company and muff diving school for instance.
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Excellent. Now they are good ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen a dog walking van the other day called the wee doggers
Maybe it wasn't a dog walking business afterall lol"
Should we peak in the windows next time  |
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In Ireland theres a small town named Muff
They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen
I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff
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"There's a company in my town called "The spit roast company"
I'm also told that the town of Muff has some clever company names. Muff liquor company and muff diving school for instance.
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To be fair, I didn’t know there was an alternative meaning for spit roast, until my first ever meet from Fab!  |
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"Seen a dog walking van the other day called the wee doggers
Maybe it wasn't a dog walking business afterall lol
Should we peak in the windows next time "
In the interests of clarity, I think we ought to. |
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"There's a company in my town called "The spit roast company"
I'm also told that the town of Muff has some clever company names. Muff liquor company and muff diving school for instance.
To be fair, I didn’t know there was an alternative meaning for spit roast, until my first ever meet from Fab! "
I'd have given you an extra basting ?? |
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"many years ago , in edinburgh there was a take away next to a well known brothel , the take away was called
gobble and go , use to crack me up anything i passed it "
I wonder how many people went in to the takeaway by mistake lol |
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff
They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen
I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff
Mr"
I could be happy there lol |
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By *orge71Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff
They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen
I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff
Mr"
Muff is a great wee place I love Muff |
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Chinese in Glasgow called Mong Kok....I have to say I had a good chuckle at that. A business in Lochgelly right next door to a funeral parlour is called Revive lol |
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"Earlier today I saw an Ice Cream Van with the name 'Mr Whippy' emblazoned across it. I suspect that the ice cream selling is a cover for selling fetish items. A little later I saw another Ice Cream Van with the name 'Mr Softee' emblazoned across it. I reckon we'll be giving our business to 'Mr Whippy'.
Anyway, to get to the point, what business names have you come across that, perhaps, quite innocently suggest something sexual, rude or just funny.
To start with, a few years ago there was a café (I think that's what it was) in Berwick called 'The Clumsy Seagull'! Look up the meaning if you don't know lol"
interesting meaning 'clumsy Seagull' what will they come up with next. |
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By *ilted32Man
over a year ago
West Lothian |
"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff
They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen
I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff
Mr"
They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested |
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff
They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen
I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff
Mr
They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested"
Lmao they couldn't get away with not having one. |
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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff
They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen
I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff
Mr
They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested
Lmao they couldn't get away with not having one. "
Muff is just over the border from Derry in Co Donegal & I used to go there on business. About 20yrs ago I gave my new accountant my returns for the year and she phoned me up to ask what Muff Services where....That was petrol station & she thought I was taking the piss...  |
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Used to work in accounts for an oil company, got cheques in monthly from two companies - BJ Services and Emma Services. Always brought a smile to my face! |
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff
They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen
I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff
Mr
They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested
Lmao they couldn't get away with not having one.
Muff is just over the border from Derry in Co Donegal & I used to go there on business. About 20yrs ago I gave my new accountant my returns for the year and she phoned me up to ask what Muff Services where....That was petrol station & she thought I was taking the piss... "
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