Word play can be a lot of fun, especially for all those cunning linguists out there.
One of my favourite types is the spoonerism where letter or letters are transposed between words.
For example, if you refer to someone as a 'shining wit', in spoonerism terms, you're calling them a 'whining shit'.
What are your favourite spoonerisms or what amusing ones can you think of? |
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"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot  "
As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol  |
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"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot
As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol "
I can just imagine the hilarity lmao |
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"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot
As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol
I can just imagine the hilarity lmao"
All good natured of course ... ooooo cop porn (looks oot cuffs) |
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"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot
As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol
I can just imagine the hilarity lmao
All good natured of course ... ooooo cop porn (looks oot cuffs) "
You pinky curve! |
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"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot
As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol
I can just imagine the hilarity lmao
All good natured of course ... ooooo cop porn (looks oot cuffs)
You pinky curve! "
Mebbe a wee bit as I’m now pinkily curving Jimbob and his sick duck    |
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Not a spoonerism, but I do have a habit of reading words backwards. When asked for a password for a Burton account many moons back, the lass behind the counter looked at me nonplussed when I announced "Nut rub". Her surprise dissipated, but only a touch, after I spelt it - correctly this time.
She probably thought it was some kind of partyboob. |
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"Not a spoonerism, but I do have a habit of reading words backwards. When asked for a password for a Burton account many moons back, the lass behind the counter looked at me nonplussed when I announced "Nut rub". Her surprise dissipated, but only a touch, after I spelt it - correctly this time.
She probably thought it was some kind of partyboob. "
Yrev ynnuf Tsiugnilgninnucami |
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