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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission. "
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers! |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!"
Oh - you meant past or present?
That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped. |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!"
Some folk would get more offers if they were deid   |
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"Joanna Vanderham, Naomi Scott (cheating a bit, but she is a Scott), and Amy Manson (as Merida). I was gonna choose Karen Gillan as my red-head, but I'd only get grief from Dr When. "
Just realised I chose Merida and Princess Jasmine. Probably on the wrong thread here. |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!
Oh - you meant past or present?
That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped. "
I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in
Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day  |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!
Oh - you meant past or present?
That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.
I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in
Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day "
Another kink observed and ticked off.  |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!
Oh - you meant past or present?
That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.
I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in
Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day
Another kink observed and ticked off. "
Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!
Oh - you meant past or present?
That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.
I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in
Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day
Another kink observed and ticked off.
Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person "
I'm observing the fact a person (you) have that kink - I don't won't to watch you performing your morbid secrets, FFS! Each to their own, though. Nae kink-shaming here. Live and let the living shag the dead, I say. |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!
Oh - you meant past or present?
That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.
I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in
Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day
Another kink observed and ticked off.
Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person
I'm observing the fact a person (you) have that kink - I don't won't to watch you performing your morbid secrets, FFS! Each to their own, though. Nae kink-shaming here. Live and let the living shag the dead, I say. "
That’s exactly what a kinky observer would say |
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"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.
Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!
How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!
Oh - you meant past or present?
That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.
I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in
Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day
Another kink observed and ticked off.
Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person
I'm observing the fact a person (you) have that kink - I don't won't to watch you performing your morbid secrets, FFS! Each to their own, though. Nae kink-shaming here. Live and let the living shag the dead, I say.
That’s exactly what a kinky observer would say "
Touché! |
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"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.
You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!"
I'd like to thank both Ima and Regina for a good giggle and state for the record that I am unashamed full stop  |
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"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.
You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!
I'd like to thank both Ima and Regina for a good giggle and state for the record that I am unashamed full stop "
Aww Red....for the record, I’d let you share Sean with me! |
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"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.
You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!
I'd like to thank both Ima and Regina for a good giggle and state for the record that I am unashamed full stop
Aww Red....for the record, I’d let you share Sean with me! "
Oooaft if only lovely lol xx |
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"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.
You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!"
I was merely attention seeking, by both trying to make another forum user look bad, and by showing my incredible wit and knowledge of kinky-fuckery.
I wound up with no profile views, no messages, someone offering to pump me - but only if I was deid, and to top it off you kicked me when I was down!
No even a bloody wink!
This forum doesni deserve me. |
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I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...
Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with! |
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"I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...
Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with! "
Didn't realise Isla Fisher was Scottishish. Maybe we could trade? - It is a swinging site after all. |
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"I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...
Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with!
Didn't realise Isla Fisher was Scottishish. Maybe we could trade? - It is a swinging site after all. "
Trade?! Mate, get involved! I’m sure she could manage the two of us |
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"I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...
Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with! "
James McAvoy sister, Joy McAvoy is on my list ,, also an actress... |
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Judith ralston. Especially when she gets the leather on. Had a wee thing for Mary Marquis back in the day, but she must be about 90 now ! Lol
My left field choice and guilty secret is Michelle McManus. Haters need not reply ! Lol |
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She is lovely and started a lingerie empire what more could I ask for . 
