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over a year ago
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It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon and I’ve only just realised it’s April fools day!!!!
Well I ballsed that one up.
Did anyone catch anyone with a good one today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed... 
I really hope you didn't fall for that one!? The old ones are the best. "
Oddly enough that's what a lot of people tell me ...    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes"
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws. "
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I caught and was caught... 
Oh look! The other half of Harry Enfield's sketch has shown up!
Young mannnnn!"
FLIRT!!!!! Get over here....noo!  Bring the cattle prod.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved "
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I caught and was caught...
Oh look! The other half of Harry Enfield's sketch has shown up!
Young mannnnn!"
Is that what you young uns call humour, I’ll stick with the Good Life and George and Mildred
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I caught and was caught...
Oh look! The other half of Harry Enfield's sketch has shown up!
Young mannnnn!
FLIRT!!!!! Get over here....noo! Bring the cattle prod.... "
Yes Ma’am ... (you’re in trouble noo Ima lol)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies... "
I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way |
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...
I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way "
It's not local lingo, it's from a bygone era. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...
I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way
It's not local lingo, it's from a bygone era. "
Yup still not giving away much there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...
I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way "
Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...
I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way
Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature. "
Yeah that’s clarity right there. Not a word we use in Falkirk at all but thanks for clarifying that up. I will sleep easier tonight now |
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...
I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way
Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature. "
Want wae nae holes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...
Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes
I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.
Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved
Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...
I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way
Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature.
Want wae nae holes "
I tend to go for myouls, Steph. Then ma big toe nail can't machete a hole in them. Wee Shoofty tip there....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are
Was it me???
No... someone more cunning "
More cunning! I didn't think that was possible! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are
Was it me???
No... someone more cunning
More cunning! I didn't think that was possible! "
Oh she’s clever, clever and cunning are similar... like who and when lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are
Was it me???
No... someone more cunning
More cunning! I didn't think that was possible!
Oh she’s clever, clever and cunning are similar... like who and when lol x"
I'm intrigued who this cunning person is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are
Was it me???
No... someone more cunning
More cunning! I didn't think that was possible!
Oh she’s clever, clever and cunning are similar... like who and when lol x
I'm intrigued who this cunning person is!"
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