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"When you fancy a Hobnob more than a real one 
My mind is now thinking of a guy with a cooker hob where his wanger would be! Haha
So whats a " knob jockey " ?
A massive penis riding a horse?"
Not riding as in shagging, I mean on the horses back! |
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"When you fancy a Hobnob more than a real one
My mind is now thinking of a guy with a cooker hob where his wanger would be! Haha
So whats a " knob jockey " ?
A massive penis riding a horse?
Not riding as in shagging, I mean on the horses back!"
I’ve too much time on my hands, away to find something useful to do! |
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You are in bed by 10pm on a Saturday night....
Personally I feel really old when I realise someone who was born in the year 2000 will be 21....feels like yesterday we were celebrating the millennium...... |
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"When you read this on the fab forum from a guy thinking he’s old:
You tell a young person you work with you were born in 1992 and they say “Wow! You were born in the 1900’s...”
Not amused...  "
YOU thought that lovely?....imagine how much I laughed... not!  |
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"Forgive me for sharing me story
Don't worry about them two. Where they were brought up, in the 1800's, there were no rules regarding appropriate behaviour. "
How very dare you! If you're not careful I'll stick my parlour aspidistra up your Capability Brown! |
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"Forgive me for sharing me story
Don't worry about them two. Where they were brought up, in the 1800's, there were no rules regarding appropriate behaviour.
How very dare you! If you're not careful I'll stick my parlour aspidistra up your Capability Brown! "
1000's of years worth of vocabulary is rather vexatious.
Oh Google!.. |
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"When you read this on the fab forum from a guy thinking he’s old:
You tell a young person you work with you were born in 1992 and they say “Wow! You were born in the 1900’s...”
Not amused...
YOU thought that lovely?....imagine how much I laughed... not! "
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"Forgive me for sharing me story
Cheer up there poppet. You're in no way old. You're younger than my best crimplene slacks.   "
Perfectly cheery  Just not quite understanding the reasoning behind your comment. I simply shared with the thread a story that happened to me. It’s not a competition to see who’s oldest, unless I managed to miss the part that stated an age limit? |
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"You tell a young person you work with you were born in 1992 and they say “Wow! You were born in the 1900’s...”
Not amused... "
When you read this and realise this was the same year you gave birth to your child 
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"You tell a young person you work with you were born in 1992 and they say “Wow! You were born in the 1900’s...”
Not amused...
When you read this and realise this was the same year you gave birth to your child
K"
I’m twice as old as yer bairn  |
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"Forgive me for sharing me story
Cheer up there poppet. You're in no way old. You're younger than my best crimplene slacks.
Perfectly cheery Just not quite understanding the reasoning behind your comment. I simply shared with the thread a story that happened to me. It’s not a competition to see who’s oldest, unless I managed to miss the part that stated an age limit? "
Whoa, you aren’t Scottish are you? |
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"Forgive me for sharing me story
Cheer up there poppet. You're in no way old. You're younger than my best crimplene slacks.
Perfectly cheery Just not quite understanding the reasoning behind your comment. I simply shared with the thread a story that happened to me. It’s not a competition to see who’s oldest, unless I managed to miss the part that stated an age limit? "
Crikey... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Forgive me for sharing me story
Cheer up there poppet. You're in no way old. You're younger than my best crimplene slacks.
Perfectly cheery Just not quite understanding the reasoning behind your comment. I simply shared with the thread a story that happened to me. It’s not a competition to see who’s oldest, unless I managed to miss the part that stated an age limit? "
Think you’re right you just missed the humour which was good natured m’dear. Sometimes things are misunderstood in the written word |
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"You tell a young person you work with you were born in 1992 and they say “Wow! You were born in the 1900’s...”
Not amused... "
Haha yeah, my kid laughs at me for that too, says I am "so last-century" |
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"You tell a young person you work with you were born in 1992 and they say “Wow! You were born in the 1900’s...”
Not amused...
Haha yeah, my kid laughs at me for that too, says I am "so last-century" "
Last millenium too!!!! |
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"You tell a young person you work with you were born in 1992 and they say “Wow! You were born in the 1900’s...”
Not amused...
Haha yeah, my kid laughs at me for that too, says I am "so last-century"
Last millenium too!!!!"
Hahaha oh cheers for that |
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"When you use the phrase "see when i was your age" and every movement is accompanied with a oooh or an ahhh"
And then someone shouts hey witch doctor give us the magic words! |
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"When you tell the apprentice you have been driving for 21 years and the say that 5 more than I have been alive"
When you tell the apprentice you graduated in 19 whatever and he says I was born in 20 something |
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"You cannot decipher a younger persons opening message which contains abbreviations and current text speak.
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I’ve actually found that ‘older’ people use text speak FAR more often on average than younger people.
Text speak really isn’t a thing anymore and is much more a thing of the past which is probably why it’s the older ones that still use it back from the MSN days. |
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"You cannot decipher a younger persons opening message which contains abbreviations and current text speak.
I’ve actually found that ‘older’ people use text speak FAR more often on average than younger people.
Text speak really isn’t a thing anymore and is much more a thing of the past which is probably why it’s the older ones that still use it back from the MSN days. "
Think it’s more from when text messages were only so many characters per text now that texts are unlimited in number you can get a full novel sent to you .  |
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"You are in bed by 10pm on a Saturday night....
Personally I feel really old when I realise someone who was born in the year 2000 will be 21....feels like yesterday we were celebrating the millennium......"
I have a millennium baby. She was 21 in March.  |
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"You cannot decipher a younger persons opening message which contains abbreviations and current text speak.
I’ve actually found that ‘older’ people use text speak FAR more often on average than younger people.
Text speak really isn’t a thing anymore and is much more a thing of the past which is probably why it’s the older ones that still use it back from the MSN days. "
What’s MSN?
I think I might be older than that!!!
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