Glue does not get stuck to the inside of the tube?
Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
They use a sterile needle for a lethal injection?
There is a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
When someone tells you that there are over billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying?
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden?
Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball? (Or a porn mag in the woods)
You never ever run out of salt?
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something?
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan?
Your dad always put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with?
When you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his head out of the window?
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