 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Fugy, son of Fugy, had just left the Garden Centre with a new garden gnome hat safely tucked under his arm. He made his way gingerly across the car park, carefully avoiding the discarded gum on the ground.
“Fuck!” he yelled, “damn gum.”
“Oi!!!" shouted Stunna, “you watch your language or I'll bust ur balls!”
Fugy didn’t bother to reply, but ran as fast as his little legs would carry him..all the way way home. He hoped to make it back in time for his favourite T.V. show. Countdown had always been his favourite, and Richard Whitely had always used to turn him on. He found the new guy, Jeff Selling even sexier!
As Fugy ran onto this garden path he waved at his neighbours. Roxie, dressed in her tartan Bay City Roller dungarees was chopping wood. Mr44 was polishing the headlamps on his new Lambretta scooter.
Fugy noticed his front door was open. He made his way to the hollow tree where he hid his special items from the prying eyes of the world. He rummaged through his sectret stash, pushing gravy flavoured condoms into his pocket before walking inside taking great care with each step. He hoped to creep up silently on his visitor
When he stepped off the welcome mat, and onto the hardwood floor, the gum on his shoe made a loud noise which echoed round the room.
A few moments later he heard a scuffling sound coming from the upstairs bedroom. He made his way to the stairs, climbing up to the landing, being careful not to step on the gum part of his shoe, as well as avoiding the squeaky step in the stairs.
The door to the bedroom was ajar. As he approached, he heard more scuffling coming from the room. He tippy toed, quickly, toward the door, making sure not to step on the gum again. He listened quietly, and then burst into the room.
Seeing Fugy running into the room sliding a gravy flavoured condom onto his little pecker, and gum sounds going off everywhere scared the piss out of the dog. He stood in the middle of the floor, staring franticly at Fugy.
If the dog had known that these were his last seconds before being ravaged by the rampant Fugy, he would have run as fast as his 4 little legs would have carried him.
Fugy grinned and winked at the dog. The pooches world went black.
When the dog came to he looked over the bed,l lying next to him was Fugy, wearing nothing but his new red velvet gnome hat, looking smug and puffing on a cigar.
Loves ya really Fugy  |
well done Fugy
