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"What's the first thing you say "Coffee please just milk and I like my eggs unfertalised | |||
"What's the first thing you say "I thought I smelt chloroform . | |||
"What's the first thing you say
I thought I smelt chloroform . "Not for you NMD it’d be I must be dreaming again .   | |||
"What's the first thing you say
I thought I smelt chloroform .
Not for you NMD it’d be I must be dreaming again . "Did we get arrested again??? | |||
"What's the first thing you say
I thought I smelt chloroform .
Not for you NMD it’d be I must be dreaming again .
Did we get arrested again??? "pass the chocolate sweet cheeks  | |||
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"We wouldn’t have slept "Oh come closer come closer & kiss me  | |||
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"You get the wet patch next time "Time for round 5?
K | |||
"You get the wet patch next time
Time for round 5?
K"Get in the ring | |||
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"Get yersel oot "oi stop poking me | |||
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"Ready to go again?" can you put that away please I'm trying to eat my breakfast | |||
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"2 rolls n Sausage.." I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho  | |||
"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho "How about you roll on top of me  | |||
"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho
How about you roll on top of me "For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol | |||
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"Ready to go again?" Oh,yes please xx | |||
"Ready to go again? Oh,yes please xx" Cheerio. | |||
"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho
How about you roll on top of me For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol "Aye my steak | |||
"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho
How about you roll on top of me For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol
Aye my steak "I like a good bit of prime beef | |||
"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho
How about you roll on top of me For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol
Aye my steak I like a good bit of prime beef "I'll turn over and let you get access to something you can really get your teeth into | |||
"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho
How about you roll on top of me For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol
Aye my steak I like a good bit of prime beef
I'll turn over and let you get access to something you can really get your teeth into" | |||
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"put the kettle on" Ready to go again ? | |||
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"Ding ding , round 2" Who the fuck are you? | |||
"Ding ding , round 2 Who the fuck are you? "I don't talk unless told too just get between miss legs and lick her until told to stop | |||
"Ding ding , round 2 Who the fuck are you?
I don't talk unless told too just get between miss legs and lick her until told to stop"Well that was some night | |||
"Ding ding , round 2 Who the fuck are you?
I don't talk unless told too just get between miss legs and lick her until told to stop
Well that was some night"it was I slept like a log | |||
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"Wrong bed "You never said you talked in your sleep  | |||
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"They jaeger bombs are lethal "Well that was fun! | |||
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"They jaeger bombs are lethal Well that was fun! "Certainly was so let's do it again | |||
"Room for a little one?" More the merrier | |||
"They jaeger bombs are lethal Well that was fun! Certainly was so let's do it again "okay but slower this time | |||
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"2nd time will be even better "Let's see your white bits! | |||
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"Christ, what did your boxers with, Daz "You might as well stay over since uve travelled so far | |||
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"WTF happened here " Christ, why's my arsehole so sore! | |||
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"Excuse the mask! "You're excused, nown hop back on | |||
"Excuse the mask!
You're excused, nown hop back on "Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then? | |||
"Excuse the mask!
You're excused, nown hop back on
Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then? "Heard about it? It's why we're here! | |||
"Excuse the mask!
You're excused, nown hop back on
Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?
Heard about it? It's why we're here! "Can I play with your ender dragon | |||
"Excuse the mask!
You're excused, nown hop back on
Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?
Heard about it? It's why we're here!
Can I play with your ender dragon "Cum again...? | |||
"Excuse the mask!
You're excused, nown hop back on
Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?
Heard about it? It's why we're here!
Can I play with your ender dragon
Cum again...? "Did you | |||
"Excuse the mask!
You're excused, nown hop back on
Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?
Heard about it? It's why we're here!
Can I play with your ender dragon
Cum again...?
Did you "Not yet, ladies first | |||
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"You’re an Uber... sorry "will you turn that damn music off | |||
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"Ahh you're the Cleaner. "Ah ffs | |||
"Ahh you're the Cleaner. Ah ffs "That was amazing. Now get oot. | |||
"Ahh you're the Cleaner. Ah ffs
That was amazing. Now get oot. "Give me my feather duster back!! | |||
"Ahh you're the Cleaner. Ah ffs
That was amazing. Now get oot.
Give me my feather duster back!! "That was a little bit kinky and ticklish | |||
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"Happy days "Even happier nights | |||
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"we gotta stop meeting like this "Do we really have too ? | |||
"Last thing I remember is asking if you had anymore tattoos "You got any galaxy ? | |||
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"What no breakfast in bed "of course pancakes with Nutella and squirty cream on top | |||
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"Ooh... snuggle in! "Gladly | |||
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