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I'm a nosey fucker and it's pretty dead on here tonight so who wants to dish the dirt? Anyone on here ever fucked someone famous? A list? Z list? Can you say who or not? What were they like in bed? Any kinks? Did they make you sign a NDA? Look forward to the gods!  |
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"Just Bo Derek Damn you said you wouldn't tell anyone 
Y'know I once had sex with Ertha Kitt in an airplane bathroom? I was streets ahead that dayI bet you were "
You're streets behind on this one. |
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"Just Bo Derek Damn you said you wouldn't tell anyone
Y'know I once had sex with Ertha Kitt in an airplane bathroom? I was streets ahead that dayI bet you were
You're streets behind on this one. "
I usually am |
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"I'm a nosey fucker and it's pretty dead on here tonight so who wants to dish the dirt? Anyone on here ever fucked someone famous? A list? Z list? Can you say who or not? What were they like in bed? Any kinks? Did they make you sign a NDA? Look forward to the gods! "
Had great sex with a few famous people but sadly only in my dreams. |
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A few years ago I met someone on here (had a wonderful night with him!) who interviews a lot of famous people and went to the Oscars to interview the daughter of her famous dad in a film at that time x |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Years ago I met a famous comedian during the Edinburgh festival and he came back to my hotel. Laughed me into bed haha but he didn’t disappoint!"
Eh...Ive just bought a good joke book 
That line is a joke in itself ...sorry, Ill get ma coat |
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Tenuous but I had a work fling with a girl who was in Maxim magazine. It lasted about 6 months and sh was incredible and was very demanding in the hotel room too . I still chat to her every few weeks. |
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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago
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I went on a date with a young Scottish "funny" musician from not far outside of Glasgow, had shit patter and wasnt a great kisser, patched him and found Mr Mix, it was before I knew that he was famous but I don't think it would have changed anything tho  |
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"I went on a date with a young Scottish "funny" musician from not far outside of Glasgow, had shit patter and wasnt a great kisser, patched him and found Mr Mix, it was before I knew that he was famous but I don't think it would have changed anything tho "
Did he write a song about you? |
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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago
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"I went on a date with a young Scottish "funny" musician from not far outside of Glasgow, had shit patter and wasnt a great kisser, patched him and found Mr Mix, it was before I knew that he was famous but I don't think it would have changed anything tho
Did he write a song about you?"
Hahaha not to my knowledge (bloody hope not), I don't listen to his music so have no clue |
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"I once had a FWB who had previously been FWB with the guy who played Ambassador Kosh in Babylon 5.
Amazing. This is the sort of stuff I'm here for. So you and Ambassador Josh are Eskimo buddies!"
Well, that's not a phrase I've heard before, but I suppose so!
I've met Gillian Anderson. It's safe for me to say that because nothing of note happened, but I can confirm she as just as stunning and glacial in real life. |
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"I’ve been on the telly - anyone interested "
I sat on the telly once back when they were cubbed shaped and it sat in the floor because I was a poor student and had no table and it had a fifty pence meter |
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"I’ve been on the telly - anyone interested
I sat on the telly once back when they were cubbed shaped and it sat in the floor because I was a poor student and had no table and it had a fifty pence meter "
Oh I remember them - coin operated tellys |
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"It’s remarkable how much more of a chance of getting a shag being a little bit famous has on a guy. Anyway we had a good time with a glamour model best bit was I actually knew who she was. "
Jordan? |
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"It’s remarkable how much more of a chance of getting a shag being a little bit famous has on a guy. Anyway we had a good time with a glamour model best bit was I actually knew who she was.
Jordan?"
Yes you called  |
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"It’s remarkable how much more of a chance of getting a shag being a little bit famous has on a guy. Anyway we had a good time with a glamour model best bit was I actually knew who she was.
Jordan?
Yes you called "
Ah, it's like bloody Mary. Say your name and you appear!
If I say it out loud will you appear in my bedroom? |
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When I was younger I used to have cam sex with a girl who would later be a main character in Emmerdale.
She was a mutual friend of someone I went to school with :p. Suoerb rack and talked dirty like a pro. |
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"It’s remarkable how much more of a chance of getting a shag being a little bit famous has on a guy. Anyway we had a good time with a glamour model best bit was I actually knew who she was.
Jordan?
Yes you called
Ah, it's like bloody Mary. Say your name and you appear!
If I say it out loud will you appear in my bedroom?"
I can be Mary if you shout loud enough maybe I will |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"It’s remarkable how much more of a chance of getting a shag being a little bit famous has on a guy. Anyway we had a good time with a glamour model best bit was I actually knew who she was.
Jordan?"
Joe ? |
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"When I was younger I used to have cam sex with a girl who would later be a main character in Emmerdale.
She was a mutual friend of someone I went to school with :p. Suoerb rack and talked dirty like a pro."
I’d love to give Harriet the minister one! She looks like she’d be great fun and really dirty too. |
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"I’ve been on the telly - anyone interested
I sat on the telly once back when they were cubbed shaped and it sat in the floor because I was a poor student and had no table and it had a fifty pence meter
Oh I remember them - coin operated tellys "
Why does the phrase 'should have gone to radio rentals 'come to mind.
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Grace was with a certain band member on here and in my younger days I was with a certain famous athlete whos picture used to be in the windows of William hills holding up a certain flag. It would annoy the bejeezuz out if me  |
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"I went on a date with a young Scottish "funny" musician from not far outside of Glasgow, had shit patter and wasnt a great kisser, patched him and found Mr Mix, it was before I knew that he was famous but I don't think it would have changed anything tho
Did he write a song about you?
Hahaha not to my knowledge (bloody hope not), I don't listen to his music so have no clue "
word on the street is most of his songs are about paige that went on love island |
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"When I was younger I used to have cam sex with a girl who would later be a main character in Emmerdale.
She was a mutual friend of someone I went to school with :p. Suoerb rack and talked dirty like a pro."
Moira? |
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About a year ago, just before lock down, I went to a bar and met this nice lady - we hit it off and had sex a couple of times. Exchanged numbers. Lockdown started - so I started to watch TV... and then I saw her On the news. I’m not sure if telling her I’ve seen her on the news will make her stop texting. |
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"It’s remarkable how much more of a chance of getting a shag being a little bit famous has on a guy. Anyway we had a good time with a glamour model best bit was I actually knew who she was.
Jordan?
Yes you called "
1st post is me bragging.. went to school with her.
To answer op. A page 3 girl in the late 90’s when I was doing a season in Gran Canaria. Had a night out with Danny dyer and Tammer Hussain once as well |
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"About a year ago, just before lock down, I went to a bar and met this nice lady - we hit it off and had sex a couple of times. Exchanged numbers. Lockdown started - so I started to watch TV... and then I saw her On the news. I’m not sure if telling her I’ve seen her on the news will make her stop texting. "
I have a funny feeling I know who this could be! |
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"About a year ago, just before lock down, I went to a bar and met this nice lady - we hit it off and had sex a couple of times. Exchanged numbers. Lockdown started - so I started to watch TV... and then I saw her On the news. I’m not sure if telling her I’ve seen her on the news will make her stop texting.
I have a funny feeling I know who this could be! "
Always thought Jackie Bird would be a bit of a goer. |
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"One of the girls from Atomic Kitten (if anyone remembers them) no prizes for guessing who though. Post band days, so relatively famous in a B List Celebrity kind of way. "
Katona was on the only fans for a while. Did she also offer meets? |
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I met up with an older lady on here a few years back (her profile is still on) while she was in Edinburgh... She told me she done porn, so i was like Oh Hell Yeah!!!
went to meet her in her hotel room, only to be greeted by her Filmographor first (Possibly her partner as well) - Was told it was for there pleasure only
We started getting to it, and then was asked to fuck her in the shower, asked to do different angles etc
Eventually when it came to the point of no return, she was ragin and said the footage would be un usable - thank fuck, i never consented to it being used online... thankfully all these years later ive never found it uploaded anywhere, i must make crap porn actor haha!
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I’ve been in river city a couple of times and a few adverts. I wonder if anyone that’s shagged me thinks I’m worth a mention 
I had a online thing going with a Celtic football player (I wasn’t being catfished lol) we used to do loads of video calls and having fun. He moved down to London though and things sort of tapered off x |
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Wouldn't say celeb but Holly of Gshore when she wasn't as svelte.
I worked in a party island and there were loads of stories Basshunter was flinging round NDAs to any girl and Rylan was very blunt in what he wanted. Turned him down 4 times but great lad.im sure there's another few I was with but they're below z lists |
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I suppose I'm safe enough to tell this tale now that time has elapsed. I'm told that I'm a better ride than Bobby Moore, the late England captain was. One of my verifications is from an old flame of his. He might have held the world cup, but he didn't keep hold of this particular lady. You can find out for yourselves next time I'm in Fife if she could have been right. I've also played with the dominatrix to a leading SNP politician, not Mr Salmond I might add, but that's a tale for another day. |
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My fb worked in a 5 star hotel ( dont want to say name - bish/erskine are lol)and fucked a few scotland footballers and a take that guy - she also worked in a smaller hotel chain nearer to me where a french footballer who played with a smaller team stayed for a while and he banged her over her desk - she said he was fuckin huge |
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