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Sherlock View The Great Detective and Fugy His Affable Sidekick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

View was seated in his usual place by the fire enveloped by a cloud of malodorous smoke, turning the pages of The Shire Recorder in a desultory fashion.

"So, Fugy, my little plaything", said he suddenly, "you do not propose to purchase a first edition of 'Spanking for Pleasure' after all?"

Fugy gave a start of astonishment. Accustomed as he was to Views' curious faculties this sudden intrusion into his most intimate thoughts was both inexplicable and embarrassing.

"How the devil do you know that?" he asked.

He wheeled round to face Fugy, a gleam of mischievous amusement in his deep-set eyes. "Now, Fugy, confess you are utterly amazed," said he.

"I am gob-smacked, View!"

"I ought to make you sign a paper to that effect."

"Why?"

"Because in two minutes you will say it is all so absurdly simple that even a tame rabbit could construe it."

"I am sure I will say nothing of the kind...and could we please make it a tame sheep??"

"You see, my dear Y front wearing Fugy," he began with the air of a wizard addressing a class of particularly dim-witted dwarves, "It is really not very difficult to construct a series of inferences each dependent upon another, yet each entire in itself, if after doing so, one simply knocks out all the central inferences, and presents the audience with the conclusion to produce the startling effect I have just demonstrated. Now, it was really not difficult, by an inspection of the mushroom stains upon the thumb and forefinger of your left hand, to feel sure that you did NOT propose to purchase a first edition of 'Spanking for Pleasure."

"I see no connection."

"Very likely not; but I can show it. Here are the missing links of this very simple chain: 1. You have mushroom stains upon your left thumb and forefinger. 2. You only get these when you have been mushrooming. 3. You never go mushrooming except with Rory Rogerbottom the bi sexual dwarf 4. Rory is a notorious old pornographer. 5. You told me three weeks ago that Rory had bought a sackload of new porn and that it included a mint first edition of 'Spanking for Pleasure' which he had offered to you on condition that you made a firm offer for it within three weeks. 6. Your purse is locked in my bureau drawer and you have not asked for the key. 7. You do not propose to buy this piece of titillating trash."

"Well, spank my bottom! How absurdly simple!" He cried.

"Quite so!" said View, not a little nettled. "Every problem becomes very simple when it is explained to you....now bend over and get ready for that spanking"

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By *ashmira2008Woman  over a year ago

renfrew

that was brill stu, u really do have 2 much time on ur hands lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am so going to sue....

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stu babe...much as i liked it...get out more honey lol xx

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By *oonboyMan  over a year ago

livingston

lmfao.....ur warped stu.....but so tittilatingly funny LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

keep it coming stu ur posts always brighten up a bad day xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

stu .... ever thought of getting a hobbie???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol stu mate ...abso fookin tastic!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lol stu mate ...abso fookin tastic!!

lol

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don't encourage him Fugy ...

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By *imfromGlasgowMan  over a year ago

er...guess

C'mon Stu. 'Fess up

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By *roopyMan  over a year ago

East Kilbride

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When all else has been proved incorrect what you are left with must be the truth no matter how bizzare or impossible

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By *eatherWoman  over a year ago

glasgow

hey fifelass would that no be a hobbit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

and the reason ye resurrected this thread was why........??

_eather?

lol

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By *adcowWoman  over a year ago

kirkcaldy

just to annoy you fugy and that we all miss farmer stu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

haha!!!thats was funny to read ..well done stu x ooo..and the stars...view and fugy xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

excuse me miffy

i prefer to come first

and naw...!!!! a dinna mean sex!!!

should read

the stars....fugy and view

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

well i mean sex fugy

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