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over a year ago
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Em..... DO actually turn up and DON'T be a timewater lol but another one we found was DON'T under any circumstance get curious about the people you are meetings bacon slicer. I'm pretty sure that covers the basics, have fun lokie and Lou x X x |
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turn up on time
be well groomed ie clean shaved along with ear n nasal hair
smell nice,
be well presented regards clothing, dont have to be over dressed though
dont over do the alcohol
dont talk about previous meets etc
be honest and open
having done all that i just hope the person im meeting gives the meet similar consideration
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A don't ....
On Amelie entering bar to meet guy...he says 'sit yourself down over there I've still got credit in the quiz machine'.......'not there, over there in the corner'....
Game over! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A don't ....
On Amelie entering bar to meet guy...he says 'sit yourself down over there I've still got credit in the quiz machine'.......'not there, over there in the corner'....
Game over! "
I think we have a winner here. Any more? |
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"A don't ....
On Amelie entering bar to meet guy...he says 'sit yourself down over there I've still got credit in the quiz machine'.......'not there, over there in the corner'....
Game ! "
 no way!!!!!
I hope you gave him a sharp look and walked out....knobhead.ggggrrrr |
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"oh and dont arrange a meet saying you'l pay for the hotel then leave your wallet at home ..this did happen to me and i ended up paying the room more fool me lol"
Did he drive a Jaaaaaag?  |
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Do be slightly nervous, we like that
Do plan to be home late
Do tell us if your running late or have shat pants lol
Do not have overgrown pubes!
Do not expect to have sex as if we don't like you, there is no sex
Do not turn up if you can't perform with condoms, it's fucking irritating!
Oh, and DO NOT tell the fucking taxi driver that you are going to meet a couple at their house to have sex!! This has happened before
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do be slightly nervous, we like that
Do plan to be home late
Do tell us if your running late or have shat pants lol
Do not have overgrown pubes!
Do not expect to have sex as if we don't like you, there is no sex
Do not turn up if you can't perform with condoms, it's fucking irritating!
Oh, and DO NOT tell the fucking taxi driver that you are going to meet a couple at their house to have sex!! This has happened before
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O shit, rouge taxi drivers with sensitive information. We have a new leader.
Are pubes that much of an issue though. I got big bushy ginger ones, should I shave lol. |
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Don't chat on and on about your ex
Don't try and explain the plot of East Enders or "Towie" to me
Don't eat yellow snow
Do make an effort to dress nicely
Do smell nice (its really sexy)
Do not hang around - get it on! |
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Don't talk about football
Do brush teeth, use deodorant, and smell clean
Don't be rude or use expletives all the time
Do arrive on time
Don't be sleazy
Do compliment
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"Don't talk about football
Do brush teeth, use deodorant, and smell clean
Don't be rude or use expletives all the time
Do arrive on time
Don't be sleazy
Do compliment
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Good ones. |
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