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Hi, I'm a fall onto a broken milk bottle aged 2.
I'm a finger in a 400 volt 3 phase power supply.
I'm a small van pulling out into fast moving traffic on a junction with no road marking! (Not my best move) |
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Morning.
I’m a broken neck after slipping and falling into a swimming pool head first. Thankfully no damage to spinal chord but after 3 months laying flat on my back in hospital surrounded by beautiful nurses this 14 year old was like a coiled spring. |
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Good afternoon, I’m an iffy chicken and chips from Kyiv, Ukraine which put me on a drip.
Whenever I hear people saying they shat themselves taking off or landing on a plane I smile wryly and think to myself I almost very well did, however it had nothing to do with a fear of flying. |
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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago
middle earth |
Morning I'm:
Trying to jump out of a second story window when I was three
Drinking two bottles of Calpol as a kid
Forgetting the doctor gave me 20mg meds instead of 10mg and doubling my dose, popping me in hospital overnight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pre-eclampsia at 32 weeks when 1st pregnant, full blown eclampsia just after the birth was in a coma for a week after, and been on blood pressure meds since
Sepsis due to unknown kidney infection "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a get caught in a farm bale collector when i was 16 and dad didnt find me for 4 hours.
Im a fell through a roof onto a farm implement broken four bones and knocked myself out when i was 23..
3 motorbike bike crashes, one quite sore no blackouts though.
Few others... Lucky compared to lots of my pals. |
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Hi I survived heart failure and approaching cardiac arrest.
Me and my husband nearly got hit by glass from a falling window.
My intuition told me not to sit on a particular bus seat and five minutes later realised we avoided being hit by a beer bottle and broken glass.
My husband survived his lungs collapsing four times. He also survived a serious bipolar episode where he was a week from death. |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
Glasgow ish |
"Losing my whole immediate family in the space of 8 years I'm the only one left not ... not quite what you ment but how it sometimes how it feels  "
Big virtual hug... lost parents, gran and missus in space of 10.
Know that difficult place too well. |
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"Losing my whole immediate family in the space of 8 years I'm the only one left not ... not quite what you ment but how it sometimes how it feels
Big virtual hug... lost parents, gran and missus in space of 10.
Know that difficult place too well. "
Thank you and big hugs to you too xx |
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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago
Barrow in Furness |
Happened when a teenager. Clipped by a car spun round and came off the bike in a standing position in a busy street and watched as my bike went under a double decker bus. Bike totally fubar not a scratch on me. |
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By *J-32Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Hi
D*unk driver hitting a motorbike
Knife in the back of the skull.
3 broken ribs causing a punctured lung and a tension pneumothorax
A round from a 5.56
And a bad relationship
 
Cracked skull from a thrown roof slate
Allergic reaction to a bee stings in California (national parks) medivaced out
Stabbed in the side during work
Stabbed in the other side 3 years later during work.
Now I'm slowly being killed by boredom..
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"Hi I ran through a field in pitch darkness during the biggest and most prolonged gunfire exchange in the UK. Three people were shot dead doing the same as me - trying to escape. "
That must of been terrifying
Was that over in Northern Ireland?
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi I'm 16yr old idiot that peddled down the crow rd on a racer with no brakes
And I'm also the guy with a huge septic wound on my shine that took 3 months to hea |
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By *innMan
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Hi I ran through a field in pitch darkness during the biggest and most prolonged gunfire exchange in the UK. Three people were shot dead doing the same as me - trying to escape.
That must of been terrifying
Was that over in Northern Ireland?
Yes - I was a boy at the time.
Mr"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a £20k crash when a bus ran a red light. I had a nice journey to the royal with blues lights or had the morphine kicked in. I was off work for 3 months and I made the front page of the Evening Times. |
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I’m Mr ran off my bicycle by a speeding motorist. I’m Mr attacked with knives and various other objects (sadly on several occasions) and I’m Mr impaled my arm on a palisade fence which led to a major bleed. Nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I’m the viral meningitis at age 9 which had to rush me into hospital
I’m also the parked trailer I sheltered under during a heavy rain storm whilst working on a farm, which after the rain eased and after I crawled out from underneath, the dolly at the tow hitch inexplicably collapsed, causing the whole trailer to collapse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Took an overdose but a family member came randomly to see me and then took me hospital where I got my stomach pumped.
Was going to try the same method time later on but had someone who randomly out no where gave me a confidence boost.
I always try and make my words kind as you never know when it could be your last words to someone.
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
I'm numerous kicks from horses and cows. A fall from the top of 30ft tree onto roadside verge. Ruptured appendix/diverticula disease resulting in part of bowel removed. Endometrial cancer. And now diabetes that doesn't want to be controlled. Survived covid thankfully. |
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"Hi
D*unk driver hitting a motorbike
Knife in the back of the skull.
3 broken ribs causing a punctured lung and a tension pneumothorax
A round from a 5.56
And a bad relationship
Cracked skull from a thrown roof slate
Allergic reaction to a bee stings in California (national parks) medivaced out
Stabbed in the side during work
Stabbed in the other side 3 years later during work.
Now I'm slowly being killed by boredom..
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All those stabbing someone, who were you upsetting? |
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Hi I’m a ;
Got stuck in a wreck.
Under a bus on a motorbike.
Marooned on St. Kilda.
Broke my leg on a race track.
Broke my ribs on another race track.
Broke my thumb on another race track.
Know what a highside feels like.
Got lost diving in a swimming pool.
Got the bends.
Been in Wuhan the day before COVID broke out.
Broke my leg jumping a river on a dirt bike.
Too old to grow up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi im a smashed up face from an industrial accident, that kept me in hospital for 3,months, the equivalent of going through a car window at 70/80 mph, my plastic surgeon told me  |
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I’m a
Terrorist attack in Tunisia
Few days away from London terrorist attack
Cancelled USA flight due to an aeroplane crash on a similar flight
Safe to say nobody books holidays with me I don’t know why as I think I’m lucky since I’m still here |
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Fell on a spike aged 13 another quarter of a inch would not be here . Had a accident in work workmate shouted on me to move lucky i was broken shoulder cuts and bruises . Tripped fell off a roof three months off work . Somebody above looking after me or rather clumsy |
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Fell about 300ft when my paraglider collapsed. Ended up with a fractured skull, broken collar bone, arm and 3 ribs and 2 crushed vertebrae in back. 6 months in traction and an unhealthy addiction to painkillers.
Wiped off my motorbike by someone in a stolen transit. Ragdoll'd about 100ft before passing between two concrete pillars and dropping about 8ft onto rocks. Broken bones in hand, broken leg that ended up with a permanent pin, dislocated shoulder and torn ligaments.
Blown up. Multiple cuts and bruises, burst eardrum and the pain of loosing friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Almost died in childbirth, midwife left the room and the drip almost emptied, luckily my sister was there and switched it off. Midwife shit herself when she came back in! |
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Heading down the motorway on my old BMW motorbike which had old style tyres with n inner tube when the back tyre burst. Suddenly I was doing 70 and the rear end fish tailing and trying to throw me off.
I should point out that I was on the motorway at Langbank and I was heading for the crash barrier and then head first into the sea.
Luckily I did manage to stop in time (got no idea how!) but my underwear was never the same again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, My brother hit me across the back of the head with a bit of polystyrene packaging from a Samsung TV. My mother was gonna kill him because it had to be sent back.
Sorry, just making some light of some horrific comments up above  |
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