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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me! "
Don't do it either, rather be doing than talking or texting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into
a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!
Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into
a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!
Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly."
I can do it with the hubby to a point but I end up doing a stupid accent or something. Usually sound like an Eastern European prostitute! Randoms are a definite no, reminds me of chat in a dodgy porno! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into
a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!
Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly.
I can do it with the hubby to a point but I end up doing a stupid accent or something. Usually sound like an Eastern European prostitute! Randoms are a definite no, reminds me of chat in a dodgy porno!"
I like to through in a random "lisp" or a stutter to keep him on his toes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who doesn't find a speech impediment a total turn on right?
Might get some helium so he can fantasise about Joe Pasquale giving him a gammy "
Wow, I can totally see why he married you. If you sing the song that gets on your nerves then he will have died and gone to heaven! |
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By *innMan
over a year ago
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"I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into
a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!
Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly.
I can do it with the hubby to a point but I end up doing a stupid accent or something. Usually sound like an Eastern European prostitute! Randoms are a definite no, reminds me of chat in a dodgy porno!
I like to through in a random "lisp" or a stutter to keep him on his toes "
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"So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me! "
Me neither i cant be arsed with it ,but in person im all for it no idea why |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is all so funny I might try it
You need to report back and let us know if it works!
Ok you dirty minx (sorry just practising there ) "
Did you say that with an accent? Lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love dirty talk, Mr not so much. For me it's like a switch that takes me right there, got to be with the right people tho 
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I wish I could do it! Its the weirdest thing! I'm not a shy person but I feel like I'm some sort of really bad porn star! The talking not the doing FYI haha x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love it! Last night my man was talking dirty to me in French, so sexy  "
Well that would be no good to me, did French at school but all I can remember is how to say my name and that I like chicken and have a dog! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't do it either. Get totally flustered and can't enjoy what should be a fun time. "
Glad it's not just me! I probably overthink it then dodgy porn pops in my head haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend loves me talking filthy to him, love love loves it . Especially when he's giving me a wet sloppy one on the chair , drinking a Budweiser & smoking a cigar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My OH loves it so I’m getting a lot of practice ........but that’s between us I don’t want to hear anyone else’s filthy talk I think it’s private ........but I do like setting and even written the odd story on here......... |
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"So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me! "
Everything I write sounds like a cheesey line to me. So tend to shy away from it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i cant do dirty talk or phone sex either just total cringe
i used to be right into some very explicit texting as part of a build up though ... somehow its flipped to a total turn off, can only assume its down to guys that want to jump into it 3 texts after hi thats ruined it for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can see why it would be hard with hubby. But it’s easy for us who are single, it’s just part of the fun/illusion "
Could never do it when I was a singleton either, maybe I've just watched too much dodgy porn and it makes me cringe now! Haha x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i cant do dirty talk or phone sex either just total cringe
i used to be right into some very explicit texting as part of a build up though ... somehow its flipped to a total turn off, can only assume its down to guys that want to jump into it 3 texts after hi thats ruined it for me "
Maybe it's cause after 3 texts you never know who you're talking to. The fit guy in his late 20's could in reality be a 70 something with a wooden leg and a glass eye! Not that wooden legs and glass eyes are a bad thing if you have a thing for pirates lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With the right person someone you know, someone you find incredibly sexy and with whom you share a sexual bond with, sexting, flirting and intimate bedroom talk comes very naturally and really does add heightened pleasures |
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By *reigyMan
over a year ago
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Bloody love a good phone wank.Frustrates me how it's hard to find women now who want to do it.Some peoples accounts have fannys and bumholes galore.You mention phone fun and it's like you've asked to eat their children.Anyone says to me " Oh I only like the real thing " well its goodnight from me.Why meet someone who can't even tell you what they want.Unless you're on here for a 6 month holdy hands relationship. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody love a good phone wank.Frustrates me how it's hard to find women now who want to do it.Some peoples accounts have fannys and bumholes galore.You mention phone fun and it's like you've asked to eat their children.Anyone says to me " Oh I only like the real thing " well its goodnight from me.Why meet someone who can't even tell you what they want.Unless you're on here for a 6 month holdy hands relationship."
It's not that fulfilling for a lot of grown ups |
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