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Things you believed as a kid
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home  yip that too 
Home where no mums or dads no visitors and only a jaggy itchy jumper to wear "
YES!!! We could have been room buddies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That the train went over the forth rail bridge like a roller coaster. I was scared I would fall off. I remember being about 6 or 7 and not wanting to go on the school trip over it.
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By *el65Man
over a year ago
paisley |
my granny used to tell us to eat the crust on a plain loaf , cos it makes your hair curly , she was right hairs on my chest curly, didnt mention i would have a smooth napper!! auld bugger |
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"my granny used to tell us to eat the crust on a plain loaf , cos it makes your hair curly , she was right hairs on my chest curly, didnt mention i would have a smooth napper!! auld bugger"
I got told the other day if you eat your crusts you got hairy nipples .... hmmmm not sure I believe it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being told that when the ice cream van was playing it's tune ment he had no ice cream left.
Also that the big creepy house on way out of my village was for naughty kids and if i didn't behave id be sent there.
P.s still hear of the latter being used to this day. Apparently its now maggy mays house.
Parents can be horrible cunts at times.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, this amazingly powerful entity that can create and destroy universes at will gets all upset cos you're having a wee play"
"Thou shalt not polish the bean on the Sabbath". |
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When ever we were driving to vist my Gran up in Glasgow my Dad would always point to a building and say "Look thats my pals house"
It was a huge building and I assumed my Dad knew someone rich or famous to live in a house that big
Years later we were driving by and I went to look and saw the big sign that read "HMS Barlinne"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When ever we were driving to vist my Gran up in Glasgow my Dad would always point to a building and say "Look thats my pals house"
It was a huge building and I assumed my Dad knew someone rich or famous to live in a house that big
Years later we were driving by and I went to look and saw the big sign that read "HMS Barlinne" "
Classic |
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That they sang "it's confusing" instead of "listen to the music" (Doobie Brothers song). Probably until my early teenage years when I found it what the song title was and put 2 and 2 together. Please bear in mind English is not my first language |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Robin Redbreast told my mother all what i was upto
she would find out and when i asked how she knew, she would say the robin redbreast told me
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if i was up to trouble I would look around for that robin before doing anything |
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"how to scare a secondary school, just put the rumour out that the school nurse was in and she had a tablet that she put on the end of your cock and it could tell if you had been wanking
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Around here it was a cold spoon on your balls and if you got a boner it meant you'd been wanking lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That grangemouth refinery was firey hell"
My dad told me St. Fergus gas refinery was Buck Rodgers space station showing my age there haha but now I tell kids it's Buzz Lightyears space station. |
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By *orge71Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"my granny used to tell us to eat the crust on a plain loaf , cos it makes your hair curly , she was right hairs on my chest curly, didnt mention i would have a smooth napper!! auld buggerI got told the other day if you eat your crusts you got hairy nipples .... hmmmm not sure I believe it lol "
Naw crusts made your hair curly |
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My mum told me there was chemical in the swimming pool that turned red if you pee and everyone would know. Was terrified but was always hunting for someone surrounded by red water and always tried to convince my sister so she would get in trouble |
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