My wife

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun,

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"**** off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you could have splashed out on the white trooper costume

By *at n michaelCouple over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mr scots2 .....ur deed lol....ur gonna get ur baws to match your sore leg lol Cat xxx

By *ompip3Couple over a year ago

Paisley

Ooooooh Mr Scots2.....do you want a plaster? Cos Mrs Scots2 is gonna rip you a new asshole!!! She is obviously the gorgeous Princess Leia!! X

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thick ear for ye ma laddie hahah xxx

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

was nearly in plaster last week prob would have been less painful to have broke leg than what i ended up doing lol