My first car was a Mk1 Ford Fiesta. A combination of emerald green and big red primer spots. There was a huge hole in the front passengers footwell that I covered with a rubber mat. But if I didn't like you and it was raining, I'd deliberately drive through puddles which resulted in a jet of filthy water flying up through the hole  |
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"My first car was a Mk1 Ford Fiesta. A combination of emerald green and big red primer spots. There was a huge hole in the front passengers footwell that I covered with a rubber mat. But if I didn't like you and it was raining, I'd deliberately drive through puddles which resulted in a jet of filthy water flying up through the hole "
A jet of filthy water flying up through the hole.
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"Does it get your motor running, on the highway to hell
Is it a fast car, a little red corvette
Are you driving home for christmas
Other musical car puns are available
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Can you see Paradise by the dashboard lights?
Or did you miss quote a Queen track from 1975 |
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"Does it get your motor running, on the highway to hell
Is it a fast car, a little red corvette
Are you driving home for christmas
Other musical car puns are available
Can you see Paradise by the dashboard lights?
Or did you miss quote a Queen track from 1975"
Shut up and Drive |
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Shitty gangbang, such a shitty gangbang,
Shitty gangbang, such a shitty gang,
That was such a shitty gangbang, shitty shitty gangbang you know its true,
If you've ever had a gangbang, then you'll know it was shit too....
Anyone want to add a second verse |
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If I lay here, if I just lay here
Would you pretend I was sleeping
Just like the other thread
Forget there was lockdown
Sneak under the eiderdown
And just forget the world
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Car won't start.
No mask on.
All alone.
Cock in hand.
Handbrake on.
Pist an broke.
If I wank here.
If I just wank here.
Would you lie with me and wipe my bonnet dry.
Points and plugs.
Pump it up.
Driving shaft.
Those three words.
Car is fecked.
Suck my cock.
If I join Fab.
If I just sign up.
I could just call a Cab and wank myself all day.
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"Car won't start.
No mask on.
All alone.
Cock in hand.
Handbrake on.
Pist an broke.
If I wank here.
If I just wank here.
Would you lie with me and wipe my bonnet dry.
Points and plugs.
Pump it up.
Driving shaft.
Those three words.
Car is fecked.
Suck my cock.
If I join Fab.
If I just sign up.
I could just call a Cab and wank myself all day.
"
Lol brilliant!!!
I like dogging in my car
But covid means we can’t go far
Social distance cuts the thrill
Separate cars or we’ll get ill
Safe sex means we can’t be daft
Wear a mask but knickers aff
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"Car won't start.
No mask on.
All alone.
Cock in hand.
Handbrake on.
Pist an broke.
If I wank here.
If I just wank here.
Would you lie with me and wipe my bonnet dry.
Points and plugs.
Pump it up.
Driving shaft.
Those three words.
Car is fecked.
Suck my cock.
If I join Fab.
If I just sign up.
I could just call a Cab and wank myself all day.
Lol brilliant!!!
I like dogging in my car
But covid means we can’t go far
Social distance cuts the thrill
Separate cars or we’ll get ill
Safe sex means we can’t be daft
Wear a mask but knickers aff
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You're a dirty teasing tart
Just because my car wont start
Lift you're skirt and we can hide
Just lay back enjoy the ride
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Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars
Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door
In cars
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"Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars
Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please
If I open my door
In cars
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Quit driving...
Some things hurt more much more than cars and girls. |
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