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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the cheesiest line someone has used on you? Mine is a girl who asked me: "Are you always this cool? On a hot day you would melt!"
Needless to say I shagged her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once when I was very young had a very merry work colleague offer me “the best blowjob of my life“ lol I couldn't even answer before one of her friends dragged her away and appologized lol
never could bring myself to mention it to her after  |
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So did you? Lol. Had a lassie say to me once as i was munching crisps wi ma pint in a pub: 'so you like munching cheesy quavers - you want to meet me outside for a gobble - I promise you'll be all of a quiver. |
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I was out with a few friends one night and walking down the street, a guy stopped me saying 'You've just dropped something', and as I looked to check he said 'My jaw!' haha I just had a giggle and carried on with my girls
think that's the only time anyone's ever approached me too! 
online, not even gonna start with those lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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Myself, and an older gent I worked with were speaking to a new female work colleague. She asked my mate what he did in hi spare time, his answer was he enjoyed DIY and spent a lot of time at B and Q. To which she replied, I enjoy DIY to, the rampant rabbit is my favourite lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've said this in the past ..... Hi my names Pinichio come sit on my face and i'll tell you lies ..... hangs head in shame  "
That is a shocker mate- but hilarious! |
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By *nTCouple
over a year ago
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i still like the old ones like:
that shirt would look good on my bedroom floor!....
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how do you like your eggs in the morning?....
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guy- fancy a shag
girl- no
guy- take it a blow job is out the question....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had an English girl work with us and friend asked her if she had any Scottish in her she said no and he quick as a flash said would you like some
Same guy playing pool said to another girl pink or brown she said that's snooker not pool he replied who said I was talking about either was just checking how wild you are |
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Haha pure cheddar