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Looking for any crazy sex stories ?
Mines has got to be the time I had sex with a woman 10 years older than me. I thought I was a kinky sex god haha ... Oh I was soo wrong. We were at a party got talking at the after party. She said come to her but I thought she was joking until she grabbed my cock in the kitchen of the after party house.
So we went to her we where fucking and then she pulls out a big didlo bends over and tells me to fuck her ass with eh dildo . I was like wtf this is crazy while she's saying DONT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A WOMAN ! FUCKING HARDER. she was crazy and really showed me a thing or two haha. I think that's why I'm so attracted to older woman.
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"Wonder what her side of this story is  "
So I was at this party. I was drinking a mug of gin while sat on the stairs crying because nobody was eating the vol au vents I had made. I emptied the mug in one swift tilt of my head and gestured to the nearest subordinate man to fetch me another. He stared, uncomprehending, fixated on a spot somewhere between my shoe strap and my elbows. He wasn't a terrible specimen - full head of hair, both eyes, a cute limp. I heaved my ass off the stair carpet and went to refill. He followed me, blathering and fawning like some kind of soft-porn Gollum. It got annoying fast but then I thought, maybe I could use this guy. If you squinted slightly, he looked a little like Sting. He sidled up to me, stroking my arm, his fingers circling the KFC logo tattoo on my bingo wing. I made up my mind that he would service me tonight, and watched his face distort as I grabbed his crotch through his chinos. I rolled what felt like a cocktail sausage between my fingers, and sighed. Never mind, I thought, as I felt faux Sting twitch in my grasp, there's something monstrous in my kitchen drawer he can use, and it sure ain't no vol au vaunt...
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My first Swinging experience... With a couple in their living room. Husband was filming and half way through he vanished. I was thinking hmmmm is it Fred and Rose but nope. After we finished getting it on hubby appeared back in the livingroom with rolls and bacon and a cup of tea for us all.... Ride with a bacon roll for desert |
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So I was at this party. I was drinking a mug of gin while sat on the stairs crying because nobody was eating the vol au vents I had made. I emptied the mug in one swift tilt of my head and gestured to the nearest subordinate man to fetch me another. He stared, uncomprehending, fixated on a spot somewhere between my shoe strap and my elbows. He wasn't a terrible specimen - full head of hair, both eyes, a cute limp. I heaved my ass off the stair carpet and went to refill. He followed me, blathering and fawning like some kind of soft-porn Gollum. It got annoying fast but then I thought, maybe I could use this guy. If you squinted slightly, he looked a little like Sting. He sidled up to me, stroking my arm, his fingers circling the KFC logo tattoo on my bingo wing. I made up my mind that he would service me tonight, and watched his face distort as I grabbed his crotch through his chinos. I rolled what felt like a cocktail sausage between my fingers, and sighed. Never mind, I thought, as I felt faux Sting twitch in my grasp, there's something monstrous in my kitchen drawer he can use, and it sure ain't no vol au vaunt...
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Gosh, you’re a sexy older lady... who knew  |
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"Gosh, you’re a sexy older lady... who knew
Only if you find bingo wings and shit vol au vents sexy. "
I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x  |
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"I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x "
Vent is the correct spelling. French for "wind blown"  |
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"I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x
Vent is the correct spelling. French for "wind blown" "
pardonnez-moi mon ami, je suis corrigé mais cela a du sens aussi. Je ne parle pas français d'ailleurs ...  . u?i????sn? ???ds op i ?nq
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"I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x
Vent is the correct spelling. French for "wind blown"
pardonnez-moi mon ami, je suis corrigé mais cela a du sens aussi. Je ne parle pas français d'ailleurs ... . u?i????sn? ???ds op i ?nq
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Doesn't do Russian either. Welcome to the inclusive multicultural world of swinging.  |
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"Damn... fabforums don’t do upside down text
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Doesn't do Russian either. Welcome to the inclusive multicultural world of swinging. "
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