We're in the market for a new carpet but didn't feel we could ask the wee man in the shop the real questions we had on our minds... which is the best material and type of pile for having sex on?
Is carpet burn only a thing from synthetic carpets, and is it less prevalent with a loop pile? Does cum come out of wool ok (avoids eye contact with the Aberdonians  )?
Presumably you bunch of perverts have more experience of having sex on a range of carpets than most, so we figured we'd seek your sage advice.  |
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Any good quality high pile carpet and don’t forget a deep underlay.. . very soft and comfortable. You can actually do a carpet angel .. if however you’ve just had sex on the carpet then make sure you hoover After as it shows up the various positions ..lol |
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"We're in the market for a new carpet but didn't feel we could ask the wee man in the shop the real questions we had on our minds... which is the best material and type of pile for having sex on?
Is carpet burn only a thing from synthetic carpets, and is it less prevalent with a loop pile? Does cum come out of wool ok (avoids eye contact with the Aberdonians )?
Presumably you bunch of perverts have more experience of having sex on a range of carpets than most, so we figured we'd seek your sage advice. "
Go for wool natural fibre is the best if you don't want carpet burn.
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"We're in the market for a new carpet but didn't feel we could ask the wee man in the shop the real questions we had on our minds... which is the best material and type of pile for having sex on?
Is carpet burn only a thing from synthetic carpets, and is it less prevalent with a loop pile? Does cum come out of wool ok (avoids eye contact with the Aberdonians )?
Presumably you bunch of perverts have more experience of having sex on a range of carpets than most, so we figured we'd seek your sage advice. "
I think i would be puting something over the carpet if having sex, oh yuk a child playing on the carpet afterwards.
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"oh yuk a child playing"
*clutches pearls* "Won't someone think of the children??!".
If there were ever children playing on our carpet there'd be bigger questions to answer than when we last had sex on the floor... like "Who's kids are these and how did they get into my house?"
PS. Don't bring your children to my house; we've had sex on everything.
"can it not just be 1 you both like the look of that will go with your decor or is it only sex you think of while shopping for stuff for your home?"
But dare to dream of a world where we had the cognative ability to consider both form *and* function when purchasing something! Alas we are but simple, monodimensional creatures capable only of holding a single criterion to our decision making  |
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