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People of Cumbernauld (insert previous hometown here). Avoid embarrassment and pretend you don’t live in Cumbernauld, by walking around with an A-Z asking people for directions. |
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Motorists.When asking for directions from a woman always look for one with small tits as they have usually got more brains as God seldom gives them both. I'm just waiting for the backlash  |
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