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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anyone on here read them yet ?
Well since they have come out and like everyone I know has read them suddenly my friends are now keen to learn about my experiences on here and elsewhere, suddenly they've gone from being embarrassed by my antics to suddenly wanting to know every detail is anyone else experiencing this ?? Is there a new shift in societies views on sex because of one subs memoirs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"YET auds  "
Haha I'm getting asked how to go about it !! Yeah like I'd know im far from sub I prefer equal partnership and certainly don't like being told what to do lol |
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Not read them, not been hearing that many good reviews of them from my kink scene friends. Think i'll stick with Nexus publications and writers like Maria Del Rey, Penny Birch etc...now they're proper kinky filth pmsl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not read them, not been hearing that many good reviews of them from my kink scene friends. Think i'll stick with Nexus publications and writers like Maria Del Rey, Penny Birch etc...now they're proper kinky filth pmsl. "
Exactly what I was wondering...if they're actually gonna be a good read for folks that are seriously into BDSM and kink....got the first one, will give it a go anyway  |
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"Not read them, not been hearing that many good reviews of them from my kink scene friends. Think i'll stick with Nexus publications and writers like Maria Del Rey, Penny Birch etc...now they're proper kinky filth pmsl.
Exactly what I was wondering...if they're actually gonna be a good read for folks that are seriously into BDSM and kink....got the first one, will give it a go anyway "
The fact that it seems like it's mostly vanilia and non kinky folk who are all suddenly reading and liking them makes me think the books are probably pretty tame and a waste of a read for me pmsl. x |
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"just under half way thru the first one after buying it today and ofttttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So is it properly kinky, graphic and turning you on?
For me that's how a book should be...well kinky ones at least lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just under half way thru the first one after buying it today and ofttttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!
So is it properly kinky, graphic and turning you on?
For me that's how a book should be...well kinky ones at least lol."
wouldnt say turning me on no....exciting...yes....its not about what they do....its about the realtionship between them to me..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I finished the 3rd 1 today and loved them I sooo want a Mr Grey!!!! I am shocked at how many of my vanilla friends want 1 too lol!!! "
closet wannabeBDSM'rs |
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By *e-subCouple
over a year ago
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"Can i ask what are the grey novels  "
BDSM _eather xx
just spoke to sioux about them as I was clueless ... She says they are pretty tame so reckon Mr grey wouldnt do it for me lol ... needless to say curiosity is killing the sub here now so time for some bedtime reading I think.
sub ( yes a real one way before the time of Mr grey lol ) xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they're actually gonna be a good read for folks that are seriously into BDSM and kink...."
That would be no!
Read the reviews, won't be reading the books. All looks pretty tame.
Kind of harry potter bdsm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although the fetish clubs are going to be busy for an extra hour or so next time they're on, until the curious people stampede out of the door at the first crackle of a violet wand. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if they're actually gonna be a good read for folks that are seriously into BDSM and kink....
That would be no!
Read the reviews, won't be reading the books. All looks pretty tame.
Kind of harry potter bdsm "
Didn't like Harry Potter much, so not holding out much hope for the Grey books then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They might be a good read.
Anything that gets peolpe curious about kink can't be a bad thing in our opinion.
Too many think it's all about pain and watersports. These books could show that it's not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just read a guys secret guide to 50 shades of grey, only took 50 mins. seemingly theres endless references to his long fingers, her biting her lip, her flushing and blushing, hitching of her breath (whatever that means ?) her inner goddess doing backflips with pom poms and a bit of mil kinky sex. but the most important thing is if you want some hot sex involving whips handcuffs and blindfolds just het your wife or girlfriend to sign a contract that allows you to boss her around and do as such. aparently theres a copy of the contract in the book so just find the page and photocopy it then get her to sign it
voila !  |
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By *ALKER33Couple
over a year ago
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extracts from my new book 50 shades of Chav. "Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women"
50 shades of Chav. "As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."
Extract from 50 shades o...f Chav. "He had a remarkable way of making me feel like a teenager again. He fingered me in a bus stop and nicked me phone."
Extract from my 2nd book 13 flavours of WKD. "It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."
More from raunchy Chav fest 13 flavours of WKD. "Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of am orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"
Last extracts from the final book of the trilogy, My Tan was 11 Shades of Orange. "As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of , B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."
Final extract from the book My tan was 11 Shades of Orange. "My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections." |
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By *uttyMan
over a year ago
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"extracts from my new book 50 shades of Chav. "Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women"
50 shades of Chav. "As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my velour tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight."
Extract from 50 shades o...f Chav. "He had a remarkable way of making me feel like a teenager again. He fingered me in a bus stop and nicked me phone."
Extract from my 2nd book 13 flavours of WKD. "It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he called The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same time."
More from raunchy Chav fest 13 flavours of WKD. "Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of am orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you"
Last extracts from the final book of the trilogy, My Tan was 11 Shades of Orange. "As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of , B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same."
Final extract from the book My tan was 11 Shades of Orange. "My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections." "
Pmsl . Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So far two of my non swing friends at work want to explore and we have chatted about my antics, they are only 17 and pretty gullible. This is what happens though, things like this come out and make it all a fashionable fad, in 2000 it was everyone wearing red hats, 2004 was Harry potter scarfs and 2010 it was girls dying their hair bright red, now it's spreading your legs and hoping its like youv read..
Worrying.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far two of my non swing friends at work want to explore and we have chatted about my antics, they are only 17 and pretty gullible. This is what happens though, things like this come out and make it all a fashionable fad, in 2000 it was everyone wearing red hats, 2004 was Harry potter scarfs and 2010 it was girls dying their hair bright red, now it's spreading your legs and hoping its like youv read..
Worrying.."
I'd find it worrying chatting to a 17yr about my antics..especially having a niece at 16 lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far two of my non swing friends at work want to explore and we have chatted about my antics, they are only 17 and pretty gullible. This is what happens though, things like this come out and make it all a fashionable fad, in 2000 it was everyone wearing red hats, 2004 was Harry potter scarfs and 2010 it was girls dying their hair bright red, now it's spreading your legs and hoping its like youv read..
Worrying..
I'd find it worrying chatting to a 17yr about my antics..especially having a niece at 16 lol"
when you work with them everyday, and they come to you for advice, its kind of difficult to stand by and watch them consider making big mistakes. when i say antics, i mean previous experiences, not swinging.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far two of my non swing friends at work want to explore and we have chatted about my antics, they are only 17 and pretty gullible. This is what happens though, things like this come out and make it all a fashionable fad, in 2000 it was everyone wearing red hats, 2004 was Harry potter scarfs and 2010 it was girls dying their hair bright red, now it's spreading your legs and hoping its like youv read..
Worrying..
I'd find it worrying chatting to a 17yr about my antics..especially having a niece at 16 lol
when you work with them everyday, and they come to you for advice, its kind of difficult to stand by and watch them consider making big mistakes. when i say antics, i mean previous experiences, not swinging.."
glad ya clarified lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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More from 12 Shades of my Fake Tan. "I had a week to myself, bliss. The kids were all at their respective dads apart from Shakira whose dad was on remand. Luckily her Grandma was home as this time last year she was in Malia on an 18-30. Dwayne wanted me to be a Dominatrix but I couldn't get the gear as the new security guard at Ann Summers was a right cunt. I had to improvise. I put on my fave black slag wellies and wrapped bin bags around my muffin tops. For the mask I pulled my old black period pants over my head. I looked like gothic Vanessa Feltz attempting a bank job. Dwayne looked well chuffed as he had scored some Viagra off his dealer. I climbed on top but the idiot was asleep. He had bought diazepam my mistake. I tried to get him inside me but it was like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube. Finishing myself on the kids buzz light-year wasn't my finest hour but needs must." |
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