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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago
Stoneybridge |
So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye..... "
Moved?????
Or moved after trying????
I like your monster in law dirty biatch!!!!!
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over a year ago
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"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye..... "
Dont think thread should be called "over eager mother in law"
Irresponsible and lazy would be more apt.
To leave these things where your mother in law could find them or worse, tidy them up is awful, not to mention the fact if she can get hands on them then so could the kids. Nothing about this is funny tbh.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for the advice. These items were in drawers and cupboards well out of reach of little hand but your concern is well placed and I admire you for speaking up. "
I think it’s funny! |
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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago
Stoneybridge |
It's the butt plug that gets me the most. It's one of the fancy metal ones with a jewel on it, in a nice black presentation case. I can just imagine the speed at which she closed the box after her initial noseiness. Aaaaggghhh.
Curiosity did indeed scar this cat....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the butt plug that gets me the most. It's one of the fancy metal ones with a jewel on it, in a nice black presentation case. I can just imagine the speed at which she closed the box after her initial noseiness. Aaaaggghhh.
Curiosity did indeed scar this cat.... "
This is assuming she even knows what they are!! If so well hello Mum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kudos to the Maw in Law for realising what they were...Mine would have sewn up the crotchless knickers ("You'll get an awfy draft with them on hen...) and used the butt plug as a jewelled door stopper.
Auld skool Catholic Mammy. |
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"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....
Dont think thread should be called "over eager mother in law"
Irresponsible and lazy would be more apt.
To leave these things where your mother in law could find them or worse, tidy them up is awful, not to mention the fact if she can get hands on them then so could the kids. Nothing about this is funny tbh. "
Lighten up ya dinosaur, proper ray of sunshine. Zest for life needed perhaps. |
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"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye..... "
Was hoping you were gonna day she stuck your suction but plug to a mirror and hung your jewellery on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kudos to the Maw in Law for realising what they were...Mine would have sewn up the crotchless knickers ("You'll get an awfy draft with them on hen...) and used the butt plug as a jewelled door stopper.
Auld skool Catholic Mammy. "
Surprised she hasn't had you down the chapel for an exorcism  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kudos to the Maw in Law for realising what they were...Mine would have sewn up the crotchless knickers ("You'll get an awfy draft with them on hen...) and used the butt plug as a jewelled door stopper.
Auld skool Catholic Mammy.
Surprised she hasn't had you down the chapel for an exorcism "
Tried that... turned the Priest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Kudos to the Maw in Law for realising what they were...Mine would have sewn up the crotchless knickers ("You'll get an awfy draft with them on hen...) and used the butt plug as a jewelled door stopper.
Auld skool Catholic Mammy.
Surprised she hasn't had you down the chapel for an exorcism
Tried that... turned the Priest "
Why am I not surprised |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....
Dont think thread should be called "over eager mother in law"
Irresponsible and lazy would be more apt.
To leave these things where your mother in law could find them or worse, tidy them up is awful, not to mention the fact if she can get hands on them then so could the kids. Nothing about this is funny tbh.
Lighten up ya dinosaur, proper ray of sunshine. Zest for life needed perhaps."
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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago
Stoneybridge |
"OP..
Tell you're Mother in law ahll pick her up at 9pm.
Oh and the black crotchless undies is fine "
I'll send you her number coz I ain't going anywhere near her for another week at least....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP..
Tell you're Mother in law ahll pick her up at 9pm.
Oh and the black crotchless undies is fine
I'll send you her number coz I ain't going anywhere near her for another week at least.... "
Haha Haha x |
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By *uffinMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
She probably compared the stash to her own and maybe tried a few on for size to see if they'd work with your father in law or her own fuck buddy. You better check she's not copied your sex tapes, given scores out of 10 for performance and not selling hooky copies down the bingo.
(Sadly there isn't an emoji for me falling off ma stool pissing maself laughing ) |
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"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye..... "
If you look on the bright side - your Christmas presents from her may get more interesting  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I see a middle aged mother in law type lady walking down the Street with a big smile on her face, I will assume its her with your panties on and butt pug in lol.
Ps your profile pics are amazing what a figure xx |
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By *avenlouCouple
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
This is brilliant, we have had similar, L never tidies up toys, even sometimes left visible from the window.
I wonder what her reaction was, maybe she thought you were a bunch of amateurs for not having some of the bits she uses. |
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Couple weeks ago my son and family, daughter and family came for bbq, having a laugh and joke my son decided to throw his sister in pool fully clothed, she went inside and came back out with my shorts and vest top on, I looked at hubby with big eyes ?? and asked her if she was in my drawers she said yes and started laughing then started announcing what she came across, my son was covering his ears, hubby and daughter in law and son in law killing themselves laughing, was not funny at all, then she had the nerve to ask where I got all my toys from. No privacy these days even when the older kids no longer live with us.
Its funny now thinking about it but at time it wasn't lol but in reality who doesn't have toys.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's the butt plug that gets me the most. It's one of the fancy metal ones with a jewel on it, in a nice black presentation case. I can just imagine the speed at which she closed the box after her initial noseiness. Aaaaggghhh.
Curiosity did indeed scar this cat.... "
At least she's not wearing it as a broach
Totally funny yes masks and dark glasses curious did she mention it |
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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago
Stoneybridge |
Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....
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"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....
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Get her to join fab xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....
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So funny wait til you n the Mrs are pissed with her she's bound to embarass you at some point you do know that haha |
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"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....
Get her to join fab xx"
Mate....
Shes on it...SextoyAnalQueen.
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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....
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Should have asked her if she could pick you up a cucumber and some vaseline, just to see how she reacted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couple weeks ago my son and family, daughter and family came for bbq, having a laugh and joke my son decided to throw his sister in pool fully clothed, she went inside and came back out with my shorts and vest top on, I looked at hubby with big eyes ?? and asked her if she was in my drawers she said yes and started laughing then started announcing what she came across, my son was covering his ears, hubby and daughter in law and son in law killing themselves laughing, was not funny at all, then she had the nerve to ask where I got all my toys from. No privacy these days even when the older kids no longer live with us.
Its funny now thinking about it but at time it wasn't lol but in reality who doesn't have toys.
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All I heard there was private pool?? social nights must be fun at your house! |
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"Couple weeks ago my son and family, daughter and family came for bbq, having a laugh and joke my son decided to throw his sister in pool fully clothed, she went inside and came back out with my shorts and vest top on, I looked at hubby with big eyes ?? and asked her if she was in my drawers she said yes and started laughing then started announcing what she came across, my son was covering his ears, hubby and daughter in law and son in law killing themselves laughing, was not funny at all, then she had the nerve to ask where I got all my toys from. No privacy these days even when the older kids no longer live with us.
Its funny now thinking about it but at time it wasn't lol but in reality who doesn't have toys.
All I heard there was private pool?? social nights must be fun at your house! "
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
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"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks
Buttplug
Wand
Crotchless undies (2 pairs)
Clone a willy kit instructions
Anal lube
Cock rings (yes plural)
Anal douche
Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.
Can anyone top this cringefest?
And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye..... "
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oh god no, can't top that
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Ha ha ha love love love this thread.
It will do either of two things:-
1) she will research what the items are and do and might be curious enough to try some
2) she will think twice before opening any drawers in future.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. When I was getting a new sofa my mum lifted all the cushions of the old sofa to take them to the car and there was my GFs vibrator sat underneath it 
2. Was staying in a hotel during a clean up of my flat (after a kitchen fire, another story). My sister came round to see us, when having a look around the room (it was citizenM in Glasgow) she looked in the shower and my GFs vibrator was there.
Basically, we need to take more care of her toys haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad our embarrassment has provided so much joy. Unfortunately this has put us off getting a sex swing "
Oh no you should definitely get one we mounted ours in the attic hatch so super discreet and its pretty quiet |
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