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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Something to lighten the mood. Gimme your best.

My English teacher said "Your grammar is shit. I replied" Your grandad is a cunt. What ya got

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

What do you call postman pat when he's made redundant.............................................

Pat

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mickley is in court because he wants a divorce from Minnie .

The judge reads over the notes and says Mickey you can't divorce Minnie just be cause she has buck teeth .

Mickley replies I'm not divorcing her because she has buck teeth I'm divorcing her because she's funking goofy

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The difference between light and hard?

You can fall asleep with the light on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thanks for the jokes guys appreciated the time, think the biggest joke is that, phone sex thread is more popular lol

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By *el65Man over a year ago

paisley

the lone ranger and tonto go into the pararie and camp out for the ningt , tonto wakens up the the lone ranger during the night and ask , KEMO SABE, tell me what you see . the lone ranger replies , I see a sky full of stars , I see the worlds far away from ours, I see the full moon lighting up the darkness , I see what the lord god has gave us , tell me tonto what do you see?

tonto replies I see some basterd has stole out fucking tent!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Thanks for the jokes guys appreciated the time, think the biggest joke is that, phone sex thread is more popular lol

I wonder if ladies prefer a trim phone ? Nokia Brick perhaps ? I think it's a hard cell really . I'm hanging up now .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What has an apple and a orange got in common?

They both can’t drive a tractor.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What has an apple and a orange got in common?

They both can’t drive a tractor. "

Yer onto plums with that one .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the difference between oral and anal sex

Oral sex will make your day

Anal sex will make your hole weak

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Had a guy in painting my house the other day. I was talkin to him n it turns out he is a British Airways pilot who’s been furloughed and earning a bit of extra cash.

He made some job of the landing.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

What did the banana say to the vibrater?

Why are YOU shaking - she's going to eat me!!

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By *otPrinceHarryMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Myself and my girlfriend have just been to a lovely little place run by some Italians.

Italy.

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