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By *1ck1 OP Man
over a year ago
dundee |
Im a bathroom fitter, handyman to trade, what does everyone else do. |
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Talky walky on the telephony, typy wypy on the keyboardy, sorty oot the problemy for the clienty. |
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I sell stuff. Hunners of stuff. |
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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago
middle earth |
Chat on a phone about stuff |
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
I bore people to tears and then write stuff and make a lot of phone calls, once upon a time I even attended a lot of meetings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tell people what NOT to do and give them an ass kicking if they then do it. assuming there still actually alive after doing what I told them not to do. |
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I plan stuff and make shit happen. |
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By *bostCouple
over a year ago
glasgow |
We drink and we know things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im a specialist in the building trade |
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By *onmacMan
over a year ago
glasgow |
I do sums n draw straight lines |
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By *uggy55TV/TS
over a year ago
Fife |
Office bullshit....need a new career. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I help people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teach people how to not get lost outside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm nice to people.
Fab allows me to be my real self though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can do it very good. Here's a card. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surveyor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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White van man...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a Magician. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I erm attend lots n lots of meetings and get lots n lots of reports on KPI’s and I closely monitor (scrutinise) programmes, budgets and resources. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mr tell people to turn things off and on again
Mrs looks at fanny's all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant tell 8mu or u will find me on google |
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I look after and support people who forget to look after themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teach people how to not get lost outside "
And I go out & help the people who he's not taught & found themselves in difficulties |
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By *melfCouple
over a year ago
Stoneybridge |
I would normally wear a suit but for the last 100 days I've been wearing a hi-viz vest but still keep the bow tie on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teach people how to not get lost outside
And I go out & help the people who he's not taught & found themselves in difficulties "
Send them my way by all means! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
I help people get their lives back on track - in theory! Not really feeling I'm achieving that just now though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m an electronics solderer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look after and support people who forget to look after themselves."
High five |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I help people get their lives back on track - in theory! Not really feeling I'm achieving that just now though "
I bet u are .. its just such a hard time for alot of people right now xxx |
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I’m not telling anyone on here what I do for a living. If people are that interested in my occupation then they should look at my linkedIn profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Web engineer "
Surely that's a spider! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sell stuff and try to look pretty doin it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I build things. And try too look good doing it |
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By *W1970Man
over a year ago
hamilton |
I deliver stuff other ppl sell and then pick it all back up when they don’t want it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We drink and we know things."
Hahahaha me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I Google things for people, then when I show up their problem disappears just from my presence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a sparky |
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"We drink and we know how to forget things.
Hahahaha me too "
Sorted |
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Me, mr latex geeky office based engineer who is let of their leash from time to time to be field techie around the world
Lady V is a creative arty peep |
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By *iimonMan
over a year ago
glasgow |
I’m good with my hands and strut around like a peacocks |
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Teach people how to not catch covid and stuff. No need for it on here though!! Plenty experts already |
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Normally answer the phone with"WTF have you done now" and end the next day drinking champpers at the front end of a plane flying out to fix the problem and knocking up my airmiles, sorry increasing my carbon footprint.
Then pissing off the well to do as I walk across the lobby of 5 star hotels in a sweaty boilersuit and size 10 steel toe work boots. |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
"Web engineer
Surely that's a spider!"
I do mainly lay traps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We drink and we know how to forget things.
Hahahaha me too
Sorted "
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I've held a financial controller post in the past but bombed out after the old divorce stress scenario! now do bookkeeping for a better company. a lot less salary but a lot less workload as well! not living the dream but a mans got to eat & live. also do some part time training courses! oral to cum is a popular half day course so book early if u want in my diary for that one. my perfect fingering hasnt had much pupils so im doing a special.. anyone considering the full 6 week course & i'll do the first hour as a free trial!! dont miss out on this saving.. ive been in this line of work for a long time and pride myself in satisfying all my students! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I look after sick folk and he makes walls look pretty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tiler the joys! Haha"
Ooh! I need a tiler!! |
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By *pecxxMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I make sure folks get on and back from holiday safely ?? ?? |
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I listen to people's problems, break up fights, listen to bullshit and get asked out a lot |
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"I listen to people's problems, break up fights, listen to bullshit and get asked out a lot"
Bouncer or copper lol |
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"I listen to people's problems, break up fights, listen to bullshit and get asked out a lot
Bouncer or copper lol"
Barmaid |
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"I listen to people's problems, break up fights, listen to bullshit and get asked out a lot
Bouncer or copper lol
Barmaid"
Ahhh bugger haha never thought of that haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drive big things with lots of wheels... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work on a construction site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not telling anyone on here what I do for a living. If people are that interested in my occupation then they should look at my linkedIn profile."
I've slept with more of my LinkedIn friends than I have my fab friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Customer service advisor for an energy supplier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I support people to improve their lives and reach goals and outcomes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I try to help people and sol e issues in the most efficient and creative way but usually end up doing what people with no creativity or interest in efficiency want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a brewer so your welcome... |
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A job nah been there done that rat race s... No more retired early. |
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Tell people what they shouldn’t be doing to stay uninjured then laugh when they do it anyway |
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im a sales engineer, electrical test engineer and electrician |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Informing people that their dog doesn't have the right to bite me because of the job I do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work underwater |
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"I work underwater "
Ooooh, in a wetsuit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mental health Support worker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I work underwater
Ooooh, in a wetsuit? "
Unfortunately not as then there probably wouldn't be too much on show as it would all be small as fuck with shrinkage...these waters are cold lol. Nah we wear drysuits which are much baggier and less flattering. |
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I sell things. I move things. I fix things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I support differently abled adults |
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i fix things
weld things
paint things....
not always in that order |
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Holly plans things out throughout the world for the company she works for and I'm a farmer and Drummer in a live band and studio work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I support differently abled adults"
I love this. We should all view things that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Transitioning between roles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Top Secret stuff for paying clients |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I support differently abled adults
I love this. We should all view things that way "
Thanks, think it's so true as well |
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I'm a cartographer and help people get lost |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t tell you what I am but I can tell you what I used to be, I used to catch bad guys n girls who were cleaning money and scaring people. |
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By *1ck1 OP Man
over a year ago
dundee |
"I work on a construction site "
Furlough will have been just as bad for you as it was me then |
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By *1ck1 OP Man
over a year ago
dundee |
"Mental health Support worker "
Respect |
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"Mental health Support worker
Respect "
Tips my hat also |
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"I'm a cartographer and help people get lost "
Would the people getting lost be predominantly females.
Ducks
Do you think a new symbol could be introduced to highlight possible dogging spots
Oh hang on there already is.
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
kilmarnockish |
I used to fix big silver birds.
I temporarily fix other things.
I need a job where I can wear heels, talk to people, wear makeup and drink coffee - that would be a dream job. |
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"I'm a cartographer and help people get lost
Would the people getting lost be predominantly females.
Ducks
Do you think a new symbol could be introduced to highlight possible dogging spots
Oh hang on there already is.
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There does seem to be a correlation between spatial awareness and testosterone levels
I think the site owners ought to invest in new emojis
(dogging) judging by the number of threads on the subject |
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Engineer here build things look fwd to getting back
Her people centric!! |
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Keeping the statue guarder in check |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the girl that makes the thing
that drills the hole that holds the ring that drives the rod that turns the knob that works the thing-ummy bob. |
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I'm a Photographer, Models for fun and Sports for pay |
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I try to empower people to take better control of their lives to improve their holistic Health and well-being |
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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I run an Events & Exhibitions company all over UK & Ireland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sexual Athlete |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Part time dolphin trainer..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am involved in the collection and distribution of various organic and nonorganic materials worldwide. |
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"Web engineer "
Are you a spider? |
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I’m sure to give you a lovely surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do lots of things fix things, services things, write things, help people and give people into trouble and in between all of that I drink tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hoping to get young farmer of the year |
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I give people rides and get paid for it |
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I keep birds happy. LOTS of birds. |
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Government for 10 yrs then nurse for 12 years left because didn't agree with a lot, manager after that until about 2 year ago then chose to stay at home doing what I love being creative, making clothes(own business) painting, fixing things and spending time looking after kids & grandkids.
Hubby ex forces now hgv wag and drag driver. |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
I moan a lot for a living basically |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a VBA Ninja...or so I get called at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I inspect things |
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I work in education keeping the little people ticking over x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dangle off stuff and M is basically an angel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My work involves minimum effort for.maximum impact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty hands and clean cash and a big tool box ha |
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I strip ..fill ... light rub.... a good coating ... face fill ... light rub. Touch up ..a full thick coating .., check to make it’s a perfect finish. ... |
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If I told you, I'd have to kill you...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dog wrestler
90% of the time there good boys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What does dangle off stuff mean mate, I'm intrigued? |
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"What does dangle off stuff mean mate, I'm intrigued?"
Abseil window cleaner
Linesman on power lines
BT technician
Climbing instructor
Mobile phone mast inspection / building
Could be all sorts |
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Ran building sites for years,then decided it was time for a change about 5 years ago and now do railway engineering works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I look after and support people who forget to look after themselves."
You are a lovely kind caring person. The people you support are lucky to have you. |
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I deliver folks to where they want to go, and in the process get verbally abused regularly. Especially when asking them to wear face coverings these days. Got to love public transport. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a boob inspector. Low paying but high job satisfaction |
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how much does a male stripper charge these days?? if any ladies out there are paying a lot for this type of service get in touch & save money while helping me practice my routine!
i can come round to yours & take my kit off for your entertainment.. im not wanting paid its more a vocational thing for me. taking off my clothes has brought me lots of joy & success. its now time to give a little back. its all about giving back!
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"I've slept with more of my LinkedIn friends than I have my fab friends. "
Haha! Going to steal this, as I've realised I'm the same.
Guys and girls!
It was for a good cause. |
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Working all weekend hope this rains goes away. |
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Im a Plumbers mate, my pals a plumber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I build stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very influential and famous politician |
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I put people back together than have been very very badly broken (physically, and usually because of that mentally too). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put people back together than have been very very badly broken (physically, and usually because of that mentally too). "
That sounds really interesting and rewarding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a trolley dolly in an alternative universe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I own a shop where I measure men for skirts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During the day I say hello to people. In the evening I tell people to jump around and pick up heavy things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I build and fix xray machines, MRI scanners and various other machines used by health services. |
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IT Support, but about 40-50% of my time is spent advising or helping other IT folks to fix stuff and letting them get the credit of fixing things.
Mandy |
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Serving quality booze and consulting with some great brands and event.
Although thinking of a change |
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"I own a shop where I measure men for skirts " My wife also does this. |
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"Im a bathroom fitter, handyman to trade, what does everyone else do. " Needing one of those lol
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By *1ck1 OP Man
over a year ago
dundee |
"Im a bathroom fitter, handyman to trade, what does everyone else do. Needing one of those lol "
Bathroom or fitter lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work with, support and look after young people to try and change their life direction due to life dealing them shitty hands.. |
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I work within the health sector writing plans on what to do if there are incidents like a pandemic, which when one happens no one reads. ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I teach people how not to die at sea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I own a shop where I measure men for skirts My wife also does this. "
Where abouts is her shop? PM me if you prefer I can’t message you due to the block. |
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By *uggydomMan
over a year ago
Aberdeenshire |
i write stuff no one reads and then investigate why they didnt |
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I write and talk nonsense that no one reads or listens to! |
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I drive about when I’m allowed to lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work with animals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I determine the cause |
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By *ubba80Man
over a year ago
maybole |
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I look after people who don't have the capacity to look after themselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I transport people from town to town or around the town |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fitness Assistant |
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I generally flounce about in fancy cars looking for men to entertain me ! I am bored with a huge private income that I spend on shoes and tight skirts !
Then I don my steelies and drive a big thing with lots of big wheels . But I keep thinking I am the other ! |
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I help build clients relationships with there clients |
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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Work in IT in a job that only people who work in IT understands... |
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I used to do training and help ppl with their hearing, now in new job, in different industry as a manager, so get to ‘boss’ ppl (but in a nice way )
Ian supplies PPE to various folk. |
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over a year ago
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I make stuff! |
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over a year ago
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"Work in IT in a job that only people who work in IT understands..."
Try me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I watch clips on YouTube or vids sent, then email and call people all day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tell people what to do all day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a professional
Professional thread killer.
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