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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sometimes ah worry about folk here... "
I worry about myself to being honest ,but then I also worry about how Boris Johnson face needs punched and how come I want to have sex with anything that moves right now and how is prince Phillip still alive as I thought I saw him in I am ledgend last night which is what I imagine the world will be like in 5 years time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes ah worry about folk here...
I worry about myself to being honest ,but then I also worry about how Boris Johnson face needs punched and how come I want to have sex with anything that moves right now and how is prince Phillip still alive as I thought I saw him in I am ledgend last night which is what I imagine the world will be like in 5 years time."
Lol @ Prince Philip ... I think you’re right there |
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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
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I remember seeing a show about embarrassing injuries and they told the story of a romantic guy who slipped a thin-stemmed flower into his penis then waited for his girlfriend to come home to this unconventional vase.
It was all good until they pulled it out. Covering the stem of the flower were tiny fibres which flattened on the way in but acted like countless little barbs on the way out, shredding his urethra |
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