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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would they be saying right now. I think my penis would be singing we're is the love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be just like the rest of me.

All by myself like the scene from Bridget Jones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Won't you tell me, where have all the good times gone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please stop beating me.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

No one loves me, neither do I

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

I'm just hanging around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heal over.

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By *ering SeaMan over a year ago

Penicuik

Relax don’t do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would they be saying right now. I think my penis would be singing we're is the love.

Dyslexic thumb it’s “ where “ and myne is in ma pants ;0)

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Wake me up when you need me .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to the jungle (I’ve gone back to the seventies

)

Stairway to Heaven (there’s a ladder in my stocking)

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By *irebird567Woman over a year ago

near by

Mine wouldn't be singing that's for sure, prob closer to spitting out cobwebs

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Mine are very quiet just now. I thought I heard them purr, so got as close as I could, and I can confirm they are really humming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here I go again on my own

It's just a comedy bonus that whitesnake sang it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Here I go again on my own

It's just a comedy bonus that whitesnake sang it

"
Deffo extra points for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a virgin....

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By *astle RockMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I’m sure it was around here somewhere

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello

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By *ullpa72Man over a year ago

Isle of Arran

All by my self ,think I'll be needing a medical before play resumes _its been sooo long now !!!

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By *mmixtapeCouple over a year ago

middle earth

Mine would be crying

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By *iimonMan over a year ago

Central belt Scotland

leave me alone, where did everyone else go?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send her a video of me

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By *illie99TV/TS over a year ago

Central Scotland

Unhand me you pervert

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Were is my friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you mean "if"? Mine won't shut up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does yellow water and white stuff keep coming out of my head x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be saying just leave me alone for 5 mins

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By *imbob85Man over a year ago

inverness

Mine likes to get on with the work in hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They would definitely have Bill Burrs voice and be very demanding

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By *rgoodnbadMan over a year ago

greenock

"What would they be saying right now. I think my penis would be singing we're is the love.

Mine's saying "am I really needed, c'mon when was the last time?"

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hello! I am still here and need attention"

Mandy

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Bishopbriggs

Mine would yawn !!

It’s been a while.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops I did it again

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