Masterbation Fails

By *iimon OP Man over a year ago

glasgow

So, I was getting right in about it this morning and when it came time I "Something about Mary'd myself!

But you know that way when your half way and you can't stop you've just got to adjust your aim and power through?!

Thank fuck my mouth was shut!

If you can't laugh at your self.........

By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Anyone else see the irony in this title?

By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

"Anyone else see the irony in this title?

I came here to comment the same?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made my day....