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Has anyone noticed more birds
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ffs....see the fucking predictive fucking text on this phone...Jesus Crust!
Are you suggesting Jesus is vermin?"
No, was actually trying to say squirrels are cute "cunts"! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Ffs....see the fucking predictive fucking text on this phone...Jesus Crust!
Are you suggesting Jesus is vermin?
No, was actually trying to say squirrels are cute "cunts"!"
You need a new phone. Crusty Jesus and you think squirrels are cunts. Hmm. I worry. Taking bake the offer of a cinnimin squirt. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Ffs....see the fucking predictive fucking text on this phone...Jesus Crust!
Are you suggesting Jesus is vermin?
No, was actually trying to say squirrels are cute "cunts"!
You need a new phone. Crusty Jesus and you think squirrels are cunts. Hmm. I worry. Taking bake the offer of a cinnimin squirt. "
I mean a cinnamon swirl.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wife couldn't use her bicycle for a month or so as the blackbirds had made a nest in her basket and had to wait for the chicks to grow up. Had to leave the garage door open for them. Did suggest we made a pie out of them but that idea was greeted with a look of horror that was amplified when I showed her a pic of the classic four and twenty blackbirds in a pie. |
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At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some.
The birds are going lockdown crazy too. |
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Got loads of sparrows and other assorted small birds which has attracted the attention of a pair of sparrow hawks who frequently come and get their dinner off the bird feeders |
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"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some.
The birds are going lockdown crazy too. "
One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Yeap we have had a few eauopean finches lovely colours robins blue tits crows thrushes oir garden has come alive with them lovely hearing them in the evening ..sorry cant reply on forim
This is a message from perviepants I received today . |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some.
The birds are going lockdown crazy too.
One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him "
This happened to me with an ice cream cone. Landed right on my head.
Seriously though a seagull ruined a perfectly good T-shirt with its acid shit. |
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"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some.
The birds are going lockdown crazy too.
One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him "
Clever bird. Don’t mess with a Gull. |
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"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some.
The birds are going lockdown crazy too.
One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him "
That is gold right there |
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Jeez. Haha 
