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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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3 guys flying around Europe with their feet out the window
1st guy says were flying over Spain!
How do you know?
I can feel the hot air in my feet
2nd guy says were flying over england?
How do you know that?
Can feel the rain in my feet!
3rd guy were flying over glasgow!
How do you know that?
My trainers are gone! ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 guys flying around Europe with their feet out the window
1st guy says were flying over Spain!
How do you know?
I can feel the hot air in my feet
2nd guy says were flying over england?
How do you know that?
Can feel the rain in my feet!
3rd guy were flying over glasgow!
How do you know that?
My trainers are gone! ??"
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"3 guys flying around Europe with their feet out the window
1st guy says were flying over Spain!
How do you know?
I can feel the hot air in my feet
2nd guy says were flying over england?
How do you know that?
Can feel the rain in my feet!
3rd guy were flying over glasgow!
How do you know that?
My trainers are gone! ??"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's the difference between light & hard?
You can fall asleep with the light on.....
I heard this on national radio at 1230 in the afternoon ( couldn't believe it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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4 I heard last night from Jimmy Carr on YouTube. They are a little dark though but they are just jokes 
When I was a kid I was scared of the dentist, he was a pedophile.
Wetting your bed was embarrassing as a child...but as an adult, wetting a childs bed is really hard to live down.
I bought a r*pe alarm. I kept on forgetting when to r*pe people.
When I was younger I couldn't talk to women. I'd only have given myself away as I was hiding in their wardrobes masturbating.  |
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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago
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The one on the an Andy Cameron Sunday morning live radio show many years ago when the young boy telling a joke Asks Andy. What vegetable makes your eyes water? Andy answers An onion. the boy says Naw it's a turnip. Andy, How can a turnip make your eyes water? Boy, You ever been hit in the baws way a turnip? That made me forget my hangover for a wee while that morning |
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