"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?  "
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed  |
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"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed "
I'm very flattered. Alas I'm on a beach in Mexico, sipping a long cool drink and feeling the waves Caress my feet.
I no longer burn so I'm tanning beautifully and there's a very handsome man serenading me with his guitar.
Wanna come there? |
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"Phase 2 in my dentist's chair please. I've moved on from wanting to see friends and family first to full-on selfish. "
Oh I hope you're not in too much pain!
I'll make sure your dentist is now a beautufil woman who fixes you painlessly and flirts with you too.
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"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed "
That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.
Is there room for 4, Princess? |
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"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed
I'm very flattered. Alas I'm on a beach in Mexico, sipping a long cool drink and feeling the waves Caress my feet.
I no longer burn so I'm tanning beautifully and there's a very handsome man serenading me with his guitar.
Wanna come there? "
Does sound good and I do have a guitar although not so sure my playing skills are up to scratch sorry lol |
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"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed
That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.
Is there room for 4, Princess? "
See above, my beach is beautiful, you are most welcome xx |
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"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed
I'm very flattered. Alas I'm on a beach in Mexico, sipping a long cool drink and feeling the waves Caress my feet.
I no longer burn so I'm tanning beautifully and there's a very handsome man serenading me with his guitar.
Wanna come there?
Does sound good and I do have a guitar although not so sure my playing skills are up to scratch sorry lol "
It's OK Pedro on guitar is great  |
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"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed
That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.
Is there room for 4, Princess?
See above, my beach is beautiful, you are most welcome xx"
I'm already there. You may want to book an appointment with your optician, though. |
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"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.
I'm happy to let you all have a go.
Where would you like to be taken to?
Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed
That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.
Is there room for 4, Princess?
See above, my beach is beautiful, you are most welcome xx
I'm already there. You may want to book an appointment with your optician, though. "
I have magic sunglasses too  |
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"Can we go to when full restrictions are lifted please ??? Thank you in advance  "
Your wish is my command.
Everything is open, no social distancing, no limitations on travel. I believe CJs are having a big party too.. Enjoy |
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"Can we go to when full restrictions are lifted please ??? Thank you in advance
Your wish is my command.
Everything is open, no social distancing, no limitations on travel. I believe CJs are having a big party too.. Enjoy "
yikes !!! Off to get some drinks now ! Shall get u a thank you bottle of your choice |
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"Can we go to when full restrictions are lifted please ??? Thank you in advance
Your wish is my command.
Everything is open, no social distancing, no limitations on travel. I believe CJs are having a big party too.. Enjoy yikes !!! Off to get some drinks now ! Shall get u a thank you bottle of your choice "
Balvennnie Caribbean cask please |
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"Back in time about 3 months so i can invest in toilet roll"
Have you run out?!
Consider it done
You now walk right in to the supermarket without having to queue. Every brand is available to you!
There are also chopped tomatoes, flour and a half price deal on your favourite drink. |
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I would like to go back to the night i lost my virginity, would so change that, and can i be greedy and go forward and see how my Tomatoes turned out, Thanks  |
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"I would like to go back to the night i lost my virginity, would so change that, and can i be greedy and go forward and see how my Tomatoes turned out, Thanks "
Done. You can both now look back on an amazing experience. All whilst enjoying the biggest and juiciest tomatoes you've ever grown |
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"Phase 2 in my dentist's chair please. I've moved on from wanting to see friends and family first to full-on selfish. "
Me too. I miss my mum like mad but I'm now in greater need of the dentist, ouchie. |
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"Back in time about 3 months so i can invest in toilet roll
Have you run out?!
Consider it done
You now walk right in to the supermarket without having to queue. Every brand is available to you!
There are also chopped tomatoes, flour and a half price deal on your favourite drink. "
invest as in shares |
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Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach. |
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"Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach."
Sounds like a wonderful day. I'll even throw in a small lottery win too |
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"Phase 2 in my dentist's chair please. I've moved on from wanting to see friends and family first to full-on selfish.
Me too. I miss my mum like mad but I'm now in greater need of the dentist, ouchie."
Oh no. I hope you're sorted soon..my virtual dentist is hot in the meantime |
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"Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach.
Sounds like a wonderful day. I'll even throw in a small lottery win too "
 ...wee belter....Milky Bars are on me x. |
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"Take me back to the day I lost my virginity cause I’d love to try again based on what I know now
Wouldn’t we all. "
. Actually no. That day is definitely better forgotten for me! |
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"Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach."
I always knew you where a big softy |
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"Take me back to the day I lost my virginity cause I’d love to try again based on what I know now
Consider it done. You both had a wonderful time "
Yippee!!!!!! |
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